Royal Family News: Meow! Meghan Markle Furious Over Sasha Walpole Being Prince Harry’s “Spanker?”

British royal family news shows that not everyone will pleased to learn the identity of Dirty Harry’s virginity buster: Sasha Walpole. The UK backhoer, aka, the woman who stole away Harry’s teenage innocence, has been making the rounds after Harry mentioned her in his steamy memoir, Spare.

He did not ID the woman who he “mounted” and was later “spanked” by, but he did go into delicious detail about their rendezvous in an open field where anyone could, and maybe did, spy them.

Maybe Harry is just bad at math, but at 40 Sasha is a mere two years older than Prince Charming, hardly a May-December, Mrs. Robinson type of thing. Her admission over the weekend has re-titillated fans who cannot get enough of Harry’s trash talking.

But one royal expert predicts that Harry’s (presumably) last will not be pleased to hear about his first.

Royal Family News – Harry’s Last Displeased With His First?

Pundit Robert Jobson thinks that Meghan Markle will be hella “annoyed” by the salacious publicity surrounding her man’s manhood.

The best-selling author tweeted: “Loving the interviews with Harry’s ‘older woman’. She seems down to Earth telling her ‘truth’ for cash. Not sure Meg will like Sasha Walpole telling Piers Morgan that the Harry she knew seems under a spell. But “H” started it by writing about her.’”

Royal Family News – Harry Started It

Indeed, no one can deny that Harry opened this can of worms, splashing deets about the encounter in the pages of his first memoir before the age 40. Social media seemed largely in agreement with Jobson, with one tweeting that barely middle aged Sasha was hardly a gray-haired old lady. Harry, the Duke of Sussex, treated readers to his own version of Love Island, speaking of himself as a “young stallion.”

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Trigger warning: some may find Harry’s description laugh out loud buffoonish and possibly NSFW: “I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away. One of my many mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a very busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us.” Anyone else feel like they need a bath?

Royal Family News – Harry’s Virginity

Harry went on to call poor Sasha’s efforts a, “humiliating episode with an older woman who liked macho horses and who treated me like a young stallion.” Aye caramba, if the clown prince thing doesn’t work out he always has pulp non-fiction to fall back on. Tell us royal fans, do you think Meghan is peeved or pleased with her husband’s exploits? Be sure to catch up on everything happening with the royal family. Come back here often for royal family news and updates.

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