Royal Family News: Locals Erect Shrine Where Prince Harry Lost His Virginity
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British royal family news divulges the dicey dish that the very spot in Norton where Prince Harry lost his virginity could become a national landmark. Ok, tbh the locals are just joking around about putting up a cheesy plaque.
But can you blame them? Harry and Sasha Walpole have put this little map dot on the national radar. How long will it be before someone starts charging for tours of the hot spot?
Dean Ellwood and Anna Pitt-Stanley own the infamous sexy field behind The Vine Tree Inn, the very spot that Harry described in X-rated detail in his memoir Spare.
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Ellwood told the Sun: “I suppose I could put a blue plaque up in the field, but I don’t think many people would be interested.” Pitt-Stanley piped up: “Everyone in the village is talking about it but I don’t think we will be setting up a gift shop selling memorabilia.” They say this today but come tomorrow it may be a different story. Wouldn’t the queen be proud?
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Prince Harry’s book dropped, much like his trousers behind the pub, in January. In it he drags his family, of course, but he turns the pages blue with ribald tales of his private anatomy. There are not one but three fully explicit tales that tag his penis.
He described losing his 17-year old virginity to an older woman who was into horses. He stopped at naming names but the poor woman outed herself last week in order to stop the madness of people ringing her up to tell her about Harry’s indiscretion.
In Spare, Harry disses the event as “inglorious … a quick ride, after which she’d smacked my rump and sent me off to graze.” Double ew. For her part Walpole said of the encounter, “It was instant, fiery, wham bam, between two friends. It was sparky because we shouldn’t have been doing it.”
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The globe began to speculate about the identity of his partner and now we know it is a digger driver from Wiltshire. Walpole met Prince William first, and as he is not one to kiss and tell, we likely will never know the true nature of their relationship, nor do we want to know.
What in the world is wrong with Harry? is he completely unbale to keep his lips (and maybe his pants) zipped? He is a serial verbal vomiter, trashing not just his family but also those he once knew when the UK still thought of him as cute and cuddly. These days Dirty Harry is a nothing more than a common apple, and you know what they say about the bunch—there’s always one, isn’t there?
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