Prince Harry & Meghan Debut One-Stop-Shop To Shape The Future

British royal family news reveals that you’ll want to sit down for this–Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced they are “shaping the future through business and philanthropy.” Really. Oh my. The grifters are at it again, let the buyer and business partners beware.

They have a shiny new website, sussex.com, that appears to be their portal to wealth and fame. Or whatever they can get their grifting hands on.

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The high falutin website upon which hinges the fate of the Duke and Duchess of Excess is operated by, what else, “The Office of The Duke and Duchess of Sussex.”

No word yet if The Office is located adjacent to, or in, the rescue chicken coop. Nonetheless this grand conceit is billed as a “one-stop shop” for all their activities. Kind of like a lube and tune joint.

This latest last-ditch effort to be relevant drops just in time for the traitors’ big trip to Canada for the Invictus Games Vancouver Whistler 2025’s One Year to Go celebrations. If it seems that the Markle’s lifestyle is “a centre that cannot hold” you’re dead right.

Just like the couple themselves, the site is a bare-bones, barely there wisp of a site; the Daily Mail describes it as “minimalistic by design.” Because website designers expect to be paid.

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The redundant site links to the Sussex’s other moribund sites like Archewell Foundation and Archewell Productions, as well as the controversial sussexroyal.com website.

The outlet notes that the traitors “will use the site to share their personal and official updates, keeping people informed through the ‘News’ section.

Their ‘About’ page reads: ‘The Office of Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex is shaping the future through business and philanthropy.”

More drivel reads: “This includes: The Archewell Foundation, Archewell Productions, patronages, ventures, and organizations which receive the support of the couple, individually and/or together.”

Pithy pages are dedicated to detailing H and M’s backgrounds and achievements. For Harry this means spending 10 years served in the British Armed Forces, and a NSFW memoir.

Meghan’s section boasts about her advocacy work (the work done on her behalf or for others?), and her outsized career in the cable market.

The criticism of their little venture was expectedly harsh: “Imagine having such a pathetic life that the only good thing you have going for you is a second rate title for doing a job for a few months.

Nobody is on your side.. nobody. Rebrand as many times as you like, you’re still a universally despised laughing stock.” Another commenter stated the obvious: “Someone needs to let them know that we do not do titles here in the US. We are not impressed.”

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