Royal Family News: Prince Harry Mortified To Be Voted The World’s Sexiest Royal By People Magazine?

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry Duke of Sussex has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Royal in its annual celebration of celebrity plastic surgery and cheesiness. To what does the Fresh Prince of Montecito owe this honor?

The Twitterverse is awash in theories as to how gorgeous looker Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden, who resembles a mashup of every GQ model alive, is merely a runner up to Hollywood Harry. Harry has been called many things, especially since dropping his Megxit stink bomb, but never a hunk of burning love as far as I know. A manimal he is not.

Prince Harry Has Been Crowned Sexiest Royal By The Readers Of People Magazine

One online commenter, a Hollywood publicist, describes Harry’s hottie award as nothing more than a “publicity stunt.” Polls such as this are almost always about, “favors to a specific publicist … or something the needs promoting.”

That makes perfect sense actually since Harry is a dumpster fire right.

The writer goes on to add that People magazine is the publication that ran the controversial story about Meghan’s five friends and her dad’s letter. Maybe they’re offering a mea culpa to the couple? That’s pure speculation but what isn’t up for debate is how low the couple’s image has sunk since coming to America.

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Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Require A Huge PR Team To Spin Their Narrative

Recently Harry and Meghan found it necessary to hire a press secretary and a head of communications in addition to their pricey PR firm. It’s not hard to see why—they need all the help they can get. Polls show they are the least liked royals in the UK and they have engaged in one disastrous PR stunt after another.

After Harry was crucified for using a veteran’s cemetery as a photo op his handlers booked him on the Stand Up for Heroes event, which raises funds for wounded vets. He didn’t have much room to mess things up as he appeared virtually and mouthed words that reeked of PR spin–Harry sounded like a Mensa candidate.

No doubt their PR machine will see to it that both Harry and Meghan use more relatable and targeted language in the future instead of Meghan’s inscrutable New Age babble.

Last year Prince Harry was announced the Sexiest Dad Alive and contender Ryan Reynolds should be outraged

Michael B. Jordan was named the Sexiest Man Alive and he told People magazine he has a “cool feeling,” about being named.

Unlike Jordan, Hollywood Harry has not yet spoken about his honor. Maybe because the cheesy cosmetic award is not quite the kind of fame the Markle’s were counting after coming to the US? There’s always next year for the Nobel awards.

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