Royal Family News: Meghan Markle Will NEVER Return To The UK

British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle could be boycotting the UK, years after she fled the palace with malice. According to one royal watcher, Princess Pinocchio may stay away because she doesn’t give a fig what the British public think. Tom Bower claims that Meghan, “simply doesn’t care,” about what the populace thinks […]

Royal Family News: Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Have Few Fans In The US

British royal family news shows that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are wildly unpopular in the UK following their defection from the monarchy and subsequent trash talking of his family. They’re not too popular in America either, despite some royal experts claiming that they are seen more favorably in the Land of Opportunity–nope, turns […]

Breaking Royal News: Prince Andrew Agrees to “Settlement” In Sex Assault Case

British royal family news reveals the stunning development Prince Andrew has settled his sexual abuse lawsuit his accuser Virginia Giuffre. According to the Daily Mail, her attorney David Boies, “said in a filing that lawyers on both sides were telling the judge that a settlement in principle has been reached and they will request a […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Eugenie Spotted At Super Bowl

British royal family news shows that Prince Harry and his cousin Princess Eugenie were photographed enjoying themselves at Sunday’s Super Bowl game in Inglewood. The royals were at SoFi Stadium in a private box with leather seats. Where was his wife Meghan and her husband Jack Brooksbank? Good question. Harry and Eugenie were dressed casually […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s Botoxed Forehead Is The Talk Of The Town

British royal family news shows that Hollywood Harry is living up to his name according to those who have noticed his visage looking noticeably less wrinkled. Has he gotten Botox? There’s been lots of chatter about his balding head, now comes word that he is looking to ward off Father Time with an injection or […]

Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s Memoir Reveals True Feelings About Camilla?

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry’s circle are talking trash for him, cautioning that his upcoming bio will contain his true feelings toward his stepmother Camilla. Why bother? Harry was called out last week for being a hold out in congratulating her on earning the title Queen Consort, and he has given the […]

Prince Harry And Meghan Excluded From Balcony At Prince Charles Coronation?

British royal family news shows that there will be a big balcony moment for the royal family this year, marking the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. She has spent 70 years of her life serving the UK and the jubilee commemorates that. The balcony is the palace equivalent of a red carpet—the place to see and be […]