Can’t Fix Stupid–Netflix Keeps Prince Harry & Meghan

British royal family news reveals that Netflix has decided to remain partnered up with the trashtastic traitor couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. After a five year contract in which Hank and Skank have failed, failed, failed, Netflix Chief Content Officer Bela Bajaria doubled down today saying they are thrilled to be associated with the […]

Meghan Markle Trying Too Hard To Be Likeable, Seen As A Vulture Not A Dove

British royal family news reveals that cable actress Meghan Markle and clown prince Harry married in 2018 and fled the kingdom two very short years later. They have been wilting in Montecito, California ever since, trying one thing after another to make a buck and be respectable. Hollywood has a closed door policy on the […]

Tracy Quartermaine Sick Of Running A Daycare, Will She Be The One Kicked Out?

General Hospital fans are worried about Tracy Quartermaine (Jane Elliot). She’s running hot and cold most days, one never knows if she’ll bite or purr. Is this a sign of something more serious? Might she need an intervention in the near future? What’s Going On With Tracy Quartermaine? Martin (Michael E. Knight) is the most […]

Prince George Uncomfortable With Future King Job

British royal family news reveals that one day young Prince George will follow in the footsteps of his father Prince William, and become king. It is a foregone conclusion, just as William will succeed his father, the current monarch, King Charles. The role is an honor and a responsibility and it’s said that already his […]

Prince Andrew Played With Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein More Than He Said He Did

British royal family news reveals that disgraced Prince Andrew is back in the news regarding his relationship with the dead, convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew lost his royal patronages due to his cavorting with the sex offender and now it emerges that he apparently lied about the date he cut ties with Epstein. According to […]

How Kai Trump Stays Grounded Living A Life Of Wealth And Privilege

Just days into his second term as POTUS, President Donald Trump’s family is in the headlines almost as much as he is. His 18-year old youngest son, Barron Trump, is almost as famous as his legendary father, and now one of Donald’s teen granddaughters is stealing the limelight. Here’s everything you need to know about […]

Meghan Markle Mingled With Jessica Alba at Kerry Washington’s Party

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle was invited to Kerry Washington’s 48th birthday party just days after suffering humiliation at the hands of Vanity Fair. VF’s damning profile titled ‘American Hustle’ detailed Meghan’s shortcomings as a boss, just as a recent The Hollywood Reporter article did. The left arm of Duchess of UnSussexful […]

Prince Harry Defying Diana, Not Living a Life of Service

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are feeling the hate in the new year after a scathing Vanity Fair article called them American hustlers. Add this insult to Spotify calling them “f****** grifters” and Netflix mocking them today at an official event and you have a good picture of what […]