Matthew McConaughey has a lot of talents, and if you doubt it you should see his latest dance with Jimmy Fallon. He’s, after all, the only one who gets to wear the tight pants around here, if you know what I mean.
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See Why Everybody’s Talking About Matthew McConaughey’s “Tight Pants” Right Now
Can you keep up with Matthew McConaughey or can you? The “Dark Tower” star has got some gutsy moves. And Jimmy Fallon can attest to that.
Appearing on last Thursday’s segment of the Tonight Show, McConaughey and Fallon, 49, wore matching funny costumes and danced along to “Tight Pants.” Hold the applause… for now.
“Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout my tight pants / I got my tight pants / I got my tight pants on!” Fallon sang, kicking off the new segment dressed in a blue-and-yellow striped shirt and fitted white pants, with matching sneakers.
Stepping out from behind the curtains to huge applause by the watching crowd was Matthew McConaughey, 54, who coordinated outfits with Fallon in a matching brunette bowl-cut wig and dark sunglasses.
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“Everyone in town loves my tight pants / I got my tight pants / I got my tight pants on,” he sang. “People gather ’round to see my tight pants / I got my tight pants / I got my tight pants on.”
McConaughey hilariously went on to croon, “I can get real low and I can get real high / I can wiggle in the middle knowing I’m the only guy that’s wearing tight pants / and I’m the only one!”
As the two faced off in their dance, McConaughey told the late-night host, “It’s time you tap the brakes there, you chicken-faced, bird-beaked son of a b—-!”
“Here’s the new rules: I am the only one who gets to wear tight pants in this town, you got it?!” he went on as the audience cheered. “Why?! ‘Cause my pants are the tightest, my pants are the smoothest, and they’re great for sippin’ cocktails.”
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As smoothly as he stepped out from behind the curtains to show off slick dance moves, he transitioned to promoting his Pantalones Organic Tequila, which he co-founded alongside wife Camila Alves McConaughey.
“I am not talkin’ about the pantaones here coverin’ my chicharrónes — I’m talkin’ about my new tequila, Pantalones!” the Oscar winner said. “You squeezin’ my lime, Optimus Prime?”
“Loud and clear, Buccaneer,” Fallon said, looking intimidated. “I guess I’ll find a new town.”
The two then went on to discuss family life and the great reset that often comes after celebrating New Year’s Day during the show. All in all, the stars and the audience had a fun time during the segment. It was wild!
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