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General Hospital Spoilers – Cyrus Renault Will Be Lose After The Takedown Team Work Their Plan
The plan that Sonny Corinthos, (Maurice Benard) Jason Morgan, (Steve Burton) Curtis Ashford (Donnell Turner) and Port Charles Police Commissioner Jordan Ashford (Briana Nicole Henry) is executed and Cyrus is freed. They keep an eye on Cyrus and his men, in addition to a new task force from the DEA being dispatched, but he still doesn’t keep his promise to Jordan about releasing TJ!
He is still keeping his threat active to Harmony Miller (Inga Cadranel) as well, and she is still being blackmailed to work for him with Willow Tait (Katelyn MacMullen) as a target if she does not continue to comply. Jordan also is expected to comply with any order Cyrus gives her, and his hideout is still a secret – no one can find where he has gone after being released from Pentonville – it’s like he’s dropped off the face of the earth!
Jason starts to suspect that they are hiding out in the lighthouse that Shiloh Archer (Coby Ryan McLaughlin) supposedly “saw the light” in since Harmony has been working for him. Jordan has advised Jason, Sonny, Curtis and also Detective Harrison Chase (Josh Swickard) about the threat to Willow and that being the reason Harmony is working for Cyrus.
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However, a complication arises in Port Charles that may make it difficult for even Cyrus to continue doing business in the way he has been, as well as Port Charles citizens in general; but this complication will lead to the takedown of Cyrus for good, and it will lead to not only TJ being found and rescued, but the location of another missing person in Port Charles!
GH Spoilers – Dr. Hamilton Finn Discovers A Protozoan Parasite In The Water Of PC That Causes Extreme Gastroenterological Problems
As if having turf wars, drug overdoses, and kidnappings weren’t bad enough, General Hospital is suddenly overwhelmed with emergency gastroenterological patients by the hundreds! It is so bad one would think that there was a colonoscopy convention going on in Port Charles! Dr. Hamilton Finn (Michael Easton) is overwhelmed with patient samples and identifies a common thread; all have a protozoan parasite called “Entamoeba histolytica.”
This causes amoebic dysentery and the symptoms are severe abdominal cramping, bloody diarrhea, vomiting, loss of weight and intermittent fever; and it can be deadly! This can last several weeks, or even months, if medical intervention with the drugs metronidazole or tinidazole is not given either orally or if the patient has severe vomiting, it can be administered by IV. These drugs kill the parasites.
The protozoan parasites are found in the water supply, and the citizenry is told to only drink bottled water until enough of the two drugs can be found that will kill the protozoan parasites in the water supply! Jasper Jacks (Ingo Rademacher) is questioned as to if he has heard anything from his brother Jerry Jacks (Sebastian Roché) lately since Jerry has put contagions in the water supply before. He hasn’t heard from him for years. As a result of the widespread cases of amoebic dysentery, there is a massive shortage of toilet paper!
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General Hospital Spoilers – All Of A Sudden, Toilet Paper Is Restocked But At Premium Prices!
All of a sudden, toilet paper is restocked and plenty is available but at premium prices, and ridiculous ones at that – $25.00 for a four-pack?! But it is a necessity, and people have no choice but to pay the price! Ned Quartermaine (Wally Ashton) and Jax both notice a startup investment company has started up as well – in the company making the new toilet paper, which seems to be a monopoly.
Only one brand is made now and it’s called “Wiped Out” and the investment company is called Cyberac. It is an internet-only based business with no storefront, and both Ned and Jax are suspicious and call in the Feds from the Federal Trade Commission to investigate.
GH Spoilers – Michael Corinthos Speaks Up For ELQ About Cyberac And The “Wiped Out” Toilet Paper Company
Michael Corinthos (Chad Duell) relays the suspicious toilet paper manufacturer and investment company information to his father, Sonny who relays it to Jordan and also to District Attorney Robert Scorpio (Tristan Rogers) while Finn is also brought in the loop and tells Anna Devane (Finola Hughes). As a result, the FTC, the WSB, and the DEA are now involved in the investigation along with the PCPD and all hands are on deck!
A joint task force is created and finally trace the source of the protozoan parasite infestation, the black market toilet paper, and the shady investment company Cyberac and find that the CY stands for none other than Cyrus – as in Cyrus Renault – BER– as in Raymond Berlin (Robert Curtis Brown) and AC as in Jacks – Jerry Jacks! It is discovered that all three knew each other from prison and collaborated to taint the water supply, produce black market toilet paper, and with Berlin’s help have created a shady investment company that reeks of a Ponzi scheme! Then a clue emerges – and is followed upon.
It is a grainy traffic video showing a man fitting Cyrus’ description dragging a long white piece of what appears to be toilet paper on his shoe! He can be seen trying to scrape bits of it off on the sidewalk as he travels along. Authorities follow the toilet paper trail to a hideout where not only Cyrus is found, but also Berlin and Jerry Jacks – and TJ, and the long-missing Hayden Barnes (Rebecca Budig)! Berlin had also been blackmailed into helping with Cyberac and the Ponzi scheme with threats to Hayden!
We can promise you that General Hospital will probably never produce a storyline like this, but we can always hope – keep watching GH and check General Hospital spoilers frequently for all the latest news, developments, and on April Fool’s Day, stories like this!
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