Desperate Netflix Selling Meghan Markle’s Jam in ‘Repurposed Malls’

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard range of lifestyle items finally debuts at a mall near you. Crickets.

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Well, at least at the mall you don’t have to pay shipping and handling. That is if you fancy some Meghan’s jam at your breakfast table and on your toast.

According to Daily Mail the Douchess of Sussex’s brand debuts “in just a few weeks time at brand-new brick and mortar stores owned by one of her employers, streaming giant Netflix.”

Meghan At The Mall

Sources say that Meghan’s jams will make or break her brand depending on how well they do after a March rollout at the King of Prussia Mall in Philadelphia and the Dallas Galleria.

Fans of Grifter can buy her jam, honey, and olive oil.

Meghan debuted the jam more than a year ago, sending 50 numbered pots to influencers. Only a very few bothered to acknowledge her gift, with serial bully Chrissy Teigan among them. The timing is important as her delayed Netflix show “With Love, Meghan” drops on March 4.

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With Love, Meghan is Delayed

Right next to Meghan’s jam in Netflix stores will be offerings from other streaming shows such as Squid Game and Stranger Things. All the things you didn’t know you needed. Hank and Skank’s reported $100 million, five-year Netflix deal expires this year.

In case you haven’t heard of this odd business model, Netflix has repurposed department stores inside two of America’s malls and “’They will contain an onsite cafe so Meghan’s products like her strawberry jam will be featured on the menu too. This will determine the future for Meghan as a businesswoman. Let’s face it, she hasn’t been that successful so far.”

Can Meghan be a Successful Entrepreneur?

Spotify labeled The Duchess of UnSussexful a “f****** grifter” and the Hollywood Reporter called her and second husband Prince Harry “losers.”

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Netflix is chuffed with their retail enterprise and their website reveals that they have big dreams for their mall stores: “Netflix House is a year-round home for fans to live the stories they love. Enjoy rotating immersive experiences, exclusive merchandise, food, drinks and much more.”

Meghan’s show was allegedly pushed back because of the horrific LA wildfires and Meghan caught flak last week for claiming to have procured some Billie Eilish merch for a 15-year old homeless girl.

Meghan posted a bizarre, breathless video in which she claimed to have met the girl in front of her burned out home and promised that she would make her life better with a brand new Billie Eilish t-shirt. But what about the jam?

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