Disaster Tourist Meghan Markle Leans Into Failure, Puts Out Disaster Podcast

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle is 100 percent successful in being a failure. Just look at her track record of scandal and non-existent brands and merch: As ever, jamscam, Ozemprah interview, being booed at Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee—we don’t have enough room to go on, you get the picture.

But someone cares enough to help a girl out with advice on how to pull herself up to the big leagues and no it’s not her business partner Ted Sarando. Here’s that to know about the slim chance Meghan has to succeed in her grandiose schemes.

Meghan Has Been Given Advice, Will She Take It?

Meghan Sussex of Markle has launched multiple projects since Megxit, and in 2025 these include the Netflix show With Love, Meghan and her re-branded brand As Ever.

Nothing she’s thrown at the wall has really stuck, except her nasty, earned reputation as the woman who accused her in-laws of being racists.

Now an expert has some sage advice for Meghan Markle ahead of her new podcast, Confessions of a Female Founder, said to feature interviews with successful businesswomen.

Meghan announced the podcast on Instagram, describing it as a chance to meet “amazing women who have turned dreams into realities, and scaled small ideas into massively successful businesses.” Erm, no names—yet—but there’s always the chance that actual non-royal Serena Williams pops up.

How Does Meghan Become a Success?

Referring to the podcast title, royal expert Kevin O’Sullivan notes that it implies that Meghan is a successful businesswoman, but she’s not. He’s not wrong.

He told TalkTV that her poorly reviewed Netflix cookery show, “With Love, Meghan” “broke new ground in tedium. It brought new depths of boringness. The problem with Meghan is that she’s got no idea how to be entertaining; she has no idea how to be interesting.”

Meghan Called Boring and That’s Not Wrong

He notes that when Grifter opens her mouth “you want to fall asleep; she is so, so dull. It’s just epic. So that’s why With Love, Meghan is failing, because it’s eight episodes of sheer tedium.”

He moves on to her non-existent podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder and adds that her previous podcast Archetypes “was a disaster … Her new podcast is based on the preposterous proposal that she is a successful founder of companies. Her companies are completely disastrous.”

Never let it be said that Kevin wants Meghan to fail again. Quite the contrary. He has pearls of wisdom for Walmart Wallis, which include the suggestion that she listens and learns from genuinely successful female company founders: “I hope she pays attention and takes some tips so she is a little less catastrophic at starting her own company.” Ouch.

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