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Royal Family News – Princess Catherine Appeared In Public
It was an auspicious day, marking the first time Princess Catherine has appeared in public since her cancer reveal in February.
Making the moment even more special, she and Charles stood side by side on the Buckingham palace balcony for the flyby, in a reported show of solidarity as they battle cancer.
It was who was absent that caused tongues two wag, perhaps choking on dog biscuits as it were. Lacking in action were notorious traitors Prince Harry and his merchandising wife Meghan Markle.
Royal expert Tom Quinn told The Mirror that it was no accident that the NSFW couple were left off the guest list. He claims that when the issue of inviting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex was brought up, it was immediately shot down.
He said: “There was a brief discussion among the senior royals about inviting Harry and Meghan to Trooping the Colour. But the idea was quickly dismissed, because even if the couple accepted the invitation there is a feeling that they cast a dark shadow over everything.”
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Royal Family News – Harry & Meghan’s Dark Shadow
This is the second year in a row that the Sussexes have been excluded from the prestigious annual event and the pair now reside in California.
But Meghan made sure to not be forgotten on the big day. As soon as it was announced that Catherine would appear on Saturday, on Friday news of Meghan’s newest merch, a couple jam jars and some dog bones, was released.
Royal Family News – Nacho Is Meghan’s Married Friend
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The news was launched on Insta by Nacho Figueras, Harry’s bestie polo friend. He made sure to place a jar of the barf-beige biscuits next to his dog, who wasn’t having it and refused to even look at the hard sticks. Maybe he’s gluten-free?
Predictably, socials went wild with vitriol over Meghan trying to steal Catherine’s thunder. And guess what happened as all the fire rained down on Meggsy?
She did what she did best and blamed her tortilla chip buddy for the horrific instance in which they appeared to be bullying a cancer victim. Yep, Nacho has been Markled.
Royal Family News – Macho Nacho
It was alleged Sunday that Macho Nacho went rogue and masterminded the big jamscam reveal. But let’s be honest—Nachos looks like a sculpted demi-god, but is he smart enough to kick off a global merchandising campaign, all on his on?
It looks like he’s become the umpteenth bus accident victim of the nasty Montecito Markles. We really hope this hot Markle mess doesn’t affect his professional polo pony career, that would be a shame; but not as shameful as Nacho getting in bed with his friend’s wife’s goopy, vitriolic jam agenda. Show us you’re smarter than that Nacho; if you can.
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She didn’t ruin Princess Catherine’s day. No one knew anything about Megan’s jam. First I heard about was seeing this article. Megan is no one