Meghan Markle Blaming David and Victoria Beckham For Her Netflix Fail
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British royal family news reveals that Discount Duchess Meghan Markle has laid another egg, along with some Nachos Figueras, in blaming David and Victoria Beckham for her Netflix failure. Is there anyone she won’t throw under the bus?
According to Radar Online, the former basic cable actress and wife of Prince Hirsute can’t realize that she’s to blame for her spectacular failure to grab ratings with her self-titled Netflix reality show. Instead, the show featuring the Beckhams has beat her in the ratings game and Meghan is allegedly crying foul.
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A source told the outlet that Meghan’s “been really affected by these bad Netflix ratings and her friends are saying she’s looking to pin the blame on anybody she can think of to validate the theory she and Harry have been sabotaged.”
According to reports, the former Spice Girl and soccer legend were once palsy-walsy with the Hollywood traitors but Meghan allegedly leaked stories about them to the media resulting in the infamous condition known as being Markled.
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“It’s completely irrational” said a source. “The Beckhams have nothing to do with ratings, but the word is Meghan’s convinced they’re conspiring to put them down in order to lift themselves up.”
“The fact that the Beckhams’ ratings are making Meghan and Harry’s efforts look like a laughingstock has got to be a real kick in the teeth.”
The dish comes on the heels of King Charles chumming it up last week with David after making him an ambassador for The King’s Foundation. Apparently the two men became thick as thieves after discussing their mutual passion, bee keeping.
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Despite all the ugly rumors attached to Meghan’s name, the source insisted that Walmart Wallace has reached out to Posh Spice while “being laughed out of Tinseltown.”
In addition to their low Netflix ratings, the Markles lost a $20 million Spotify deal last year. At that time senior executive Bill Simmons labled the couple “f****** grifters” and the Markles did not sue so make of that what you will.
In the meantime Meghan is keeping busy sending out wonky jars of jam and dog biscuits to people who refuse to admit on social media that they are her recipients.
Except for polo stud Macho Nacho Figueras and his dog who hilariously refused to even look at the doggie treats, let alone agree to chomp down on one showing there is at least one sentient being in the Figueras house with taste.
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