Meghan Markle Can’t Do ANYTHING Right, Zero Merch to Go Along With Netflix Cooking Show

British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle’s fail streak is still alive on the eve of her already delayed Netflix cooking show. The show titled With Love, Meghan, was supposed to drop in January but we may or may not see it launch in March.

At the same time, she has announced that something called As Ever, takes the place of failed her brand American Riviera Orchard which also died a painful death, never quite coming to fruition. Here’s what to know about the latest kink in Meghan’s midlife.

Meghan Markle Killed American Riviera Orchard

Last week Meghan told everyone about Was Never on her website, showing a blurry photo of her with Harry’s daughter Lilibet as they ran out in the open somewhere.

However, sources have spilled that Meghan’s imaginary merch–including “fruit preserves” aka jam “won’t be ready for sale until a few months after With Love, Meghan is released on March 4.”

Daily Mail readers were not surprised with one posting “If there is any hype about the show she will have missed the window to market her rubbish” and another chiming in: “I can see her products in the clearance section of Walmart already. As Ever 95% clearance sale (no returns).”

The outlet also reported that she is forbidden to sell clothing as another company is already doing so under the As Ever name.

Will You Buy Meghan’s Jam?

In the promo video breathless Meghan stage whispers “In two weeks my show is coming out, which I’m so excited for. And also my business, which I think there has been a lot of curiosity about.” Too bad Meghan will have to eat her words.

She added that there will be “fruit preserves; I think we’re all clear at this point that jam is my jam. But there are so many more products that I I just love, and now it’s time to share them with you. So I just can’t wait for you to see it. Thanks guys!”

Before this Meghan shared photos and messages on what appeared to be her vision board for her nonexistent business. On it there are glimpses of inspirational quotes, “paintings of herself and Harry and As Ever branded labels” one of which seems to read “raspberry spread.”

Tell us royal fans, who does this—promote something which is all pretend fantasy? If she ever does have something to sell, will you buy what Meghan’s pushing?

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