Meghan Markle Fast and Furious Rebranding A Major Fail

British royal family news divulges that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have never been more unpopular than they are at this moment, with big brands unwilling to associate themselves with their toxicity.

One royal expert stated that the traitors are in dire straits after some fast and furious rebranding, with PR experts unwilling to take partner with the tacky twosome.

In recent days desperate Meghan has opened up a Lemonada stand, giving her website a facelift, and launched The Tig 2.0.

Still, no one is biting, so how low will the couple go to pay the mortgage? Read on to discover what crises specialist Carla Speight has to say about the Markles’ fate.

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She told The Mirror that “There have been many PR experts out there claiming that no one would willingly take on their brand.”

She added: “All is not lost for the couple, despite a rough few years, they still have many supporters out there and the public is growing tired of the constant bashing they are getting. They don’t need a rebrand, they need to refocus the attention on what good they do.” Curiously, the so-called expert failed to provide examples of Harry and Meghan’s do-gooding.

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Speight went on to suggest that Harry and Meghan need to “focus attention on the positives in their work lives and what makes them well received amongst supporters.”

No disrespect intended to Ms. Speight, but the pair were dropped by Spotify and branded “f****** grifters.” Is there a positive to be found in that work situation?

Still, Speight continued trying to defend the slackers, saying “There’s simply no way anyone can critique the positive work they do, despite it being largely overlooked in recent years, in favour of all the Hollywood drama.”

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The jewel in Meghan Markle’s new lifestyle brand is something called “American Riviera Orchard” a beautifully unintended oxymoron, a business venture intent on selling dog collars and homemade jam.

But Mirror.co.uk readers are literally not buying into Meghan’s latest shill, with one commenting “The woman may well be hiring PR to plot a better image for herself to the citizens of the UK. However she will be throwing her dollars away on that one.”

Another posted: “It sounds so boring. And like she’s trying way too hard. Nah, I’ll pass thanks.”
Tell us royal fans, are you buying what Meghan’s selling?

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