Meghan Markle Is The Laughingstock Of Hollywood
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British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle wants fame—instead she has infamy. Four years after Megxit the failed princess is notorious and not in a good way.
In 2024 Meghan is arguably the most toxic person alive, proof is her utter dismissal by Hollywood, and need to partner with unknown brands to eke out a living.
What exactly is Lemonada? It’s been a year since she signed with WME talent agency, and not a single company or individual has come forward to claim her. Not even Skunky Pumpers.
How in the world did Meghan achieve such dizzying unsuccess? As is usually the case with spectacular failures, a lot had to go wrong to reach her unique level of destitution: a perfect storm of rot, excess, and unlikability. Hers is a cautionary tale about what happens when you marry the spare. Here is what to know about Meghan Markle’s fable.
Royal Family News – Meghan Markle’s Fable
Even the little unknown outfit called Lemonada Media has released Meghan from the ties that bind, putting her podcast on hold until she does something with American Riviera Orchard. According to In Touch, a source spilled: “Meghan gets greedy.”
“She wants everything all at once, and it’s backfiring on her again. She’s become a total joke and is overplaying her hand.”
Royal Family News – Meghan Is A “Total Joke”
Little Lemonada “expected to be Meghan’s priority project, but she must have decided she had bigger fish to fry with Netflix.” Meghan announcing a Netflix cooking show after cozying up with Lemonada “clearly didn’t go down well.”
The source claims that Markle desperately needs a hit for Netflix to prove that she and Prince Harry are viable in Hollywood. Fat chance. As the source points out, “Almost everything they’ve tried has ended in disaster.” Like their NYC high speed pursuit. They can’t even lie right.
Adding insult to injury, a VIP Hollywood insider told In Touch that A-listers don’t respect the former basic cable actress: “Hollywood is glam and glitz on the outside, but the real stars have worked hard for their success — and you get the impression hard work isn’t really Meghan’s thing.”
Ouch! All is not lost. Commenters had lots of viable suggestions for Meghan including “She could be a nail artist. I think she’d be a great nail artist. She might even be a beautician.
She would have to go to night school to get her certification and learn about what beauty really means and about damaged roots and all that… I think she could do it, though…. Pulling for you Megan.”
Another noted: “So Lemonada expected her to actually get to work on the podcasts she reportedly loved so much. Instead she pops up with the 50 jars of jam and cooking show thing. Predict that Netflix will drop her and her husband like a hot potato when their contract is up next year, regardless.”
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When am watching a movie on TV and she on the show or Deal or No Deal I change the station quickly. She not a good actress. She need to get her out of her a** and family goes back to the UK. That us Prince Henry’s homeland. She crazy for ever leaving UK.