Meghan Markle Uses NYPD and Secret Service Agents to Stalk Broadway Star

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle isn’t living by the environmentally friendly credo she and her second husband Prince Harry espouse.

During a recent Harry-less trip to NYC, she took in a Broadway show with a totally unnecessary entourage. At least she didn’t later claim to be in a “near catastrophic” chase with the paparazzi.

Here’s what to know about Meghan’s big night out, without her kids or husband who happened to be in Ukraine buying cake for his kids–true story, Meghan bragged about it on Insta and we’re speechless.

Meghan Thinks She’s a VIP

According to Page Six, the Discount Duchess “was taken to watch Gypsy in three SUVs and an unmarked police car.” It gets better: “the 43-year-old travelled in one of the SUVs. The other two were empty apart from drivers.” Because they were for her imaginary friends, duh.

But wait, there’s more. Grifter allegedly hired former Secret Service agents to join her private security team. Two agents are said to have rode in the unmarked police car, which belongs to the NY Police Department.

A paparazzi told the Post that Meghan’s behavior was “absolutely abnormal, totally over-the-top and excessive.”

Is Meghan Over the Top?

The source shamed Meghan by noting that actual VIP Taylor Swift uses just two cars, one for her and one for her security team, and A-listers like Beyonce travel with a single car and do not use police escorts. Okay—but can they cook runny jam?

The source said that this ludicrous display of excess is “ridiculous if the city is paying for this. And if NYPD was not on duty, then they shouldn’t be allowed to run lights. Somebody’s got to be paying for it.”

Meghan dined at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar before watching Gypsy at the Majestic Theatre. Which is as close to a Broadway stage as she’ll ever get.

The show has been in action since November 2024 and afterward she made sure to papp snap actress Audra McDonald who plays the lead as Momma Rose. We wonder if Audra told her that South Africans danced in the streets when Meghan married Harry?

The pics show frenzied Meghan clinging to the actress “as she gazed directly into her eyes.” She captioned the post: “If you get a chance to see @gypsybway, you absolutely must. Congratulations to the tremendously talented cast and crew for creating magic on that stage.”

In the last few weeks Meghan has launched a new brand, As ever, and a new podcast with Lemonada Media titled Confessions of a Female Founder. She also dropped some merch including runny raspberry “spread” withered edible flowers, and crepe mix.

Critics and social media had a good laugh at Walmart Wallis’ expense with Maureen Callahan ripping the $15 ‘Flower Sprinkles’ as looking like “colored lint you’d pick out off your sweater and felt rough on the tongue and teeth — almost like roasted hay.”

Tell us royal fans, have you tried Meghan’s products, and if so what did you think?

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