Royal Family News: Prince Harry and Meghan Netflix Dumpster Fire: Markle Brags Engagement Was Reality Show
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British royal family news teases that the Netflix “docuseries” about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is titled simply, ‘Harry & Meghan,’ but the bomb known colloquially as “Keeping Up With The Markles” just dropped. Here are all the highlights from the Thursday morning train wreck and we dare you to look away from the flaming train wreck that is H and M, the Duke and Duchess of Excess.
The couple were shameless in NYC on Tuesday night when they polluted the friendly skies to accept a 2022 Ripple of Hope Award from the Kennedy’s for their humanitarianism. That same spirit of beneficent martyrdom was on full display in the their Netflix reality show.
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At one point the audience hear Modern Meghan complained about having to follow centuries old royal when told to curtsy to upon meeting Queen Elizabeth II.
“I didn’t know I was going to meet her until moments before,” Meghan quacked of the once in a lifetime chance to meet one of the world’s greatest living legends (the regent died September 8).
“And I remember we were in the car and driving up and he’s like, ‘You know how to curtsy, right?”
So thoughtful, Harry, launching his doe-eyed bride to be at the queen totes unprepared.
“And I just thought it was a joke,” she said. Harry admitted: “How do you explain that to people? How do you explain that you bow to your grandmother and that you will need to curtsy? Especially to an American, that’s weird.” You put on your big boy pants and explain Harry, who apparently wasn’t prepared to do so.
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Meghan threw shade at her imagined rival, Princess Kate. Her recollection of meeting Prince William and Duchess Catherine has been labeled a, “barb at their formal nature,” according to the New York Post.
Meghan sets up her superiority by announcing she’s hugger: “Even when Will and Kate came over, and I had met her for the first time … I was a hugger and have always been a hugger. I didn’t realize that that was really jarring for a lot of Brits.” So for the docuseries trend seems to be how ignorant Meghan is and how derelict Harry was in preparing her to meet his fam.
All’s well that ends well, however. Chipper Megs found the bright side: “Now I know so much,” she said of royal formality. “I’m so glad I didn’t then because I could just authentically be myself without so much preparedness.”
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According to the New York Post, Harry drawls, “his family thought he was punching up, even as a prince — especially for ‘a ginger.’ I remember my family first meeting her and being incredibly impressed — some of them didn’t quite know what to do with themselves, the prince recalled warmly.”
“Because I think they were surprised. They were surprised that a ginger could land such a beautiful woman and such an intelligent woman,” he said, utterly trashing his ex’s Chelsy Davey and Cressida Bonas, both beautiful and talented women, in the process. What a gentleman.
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Prince Harry laughed and laughed when he dressed as a Nazi for his Halloween party in 2005. He had a great time, grinning from ear to ear, but only now says that it was, “one of the biggest mistakes in my life.”
In the third episode of the Netflix limited series, the other three drop same time next week, Harry said he, “felt so ashamed afterwards.”
Then, in a move sure to frost taxpayer’s shorts, “Meghan admitted her engagement interview with Harry on the BBC in November 2017 was an “orchestrated reality show.”
Finally, they complained about unknown palace forces who were constantly hindering their mojo and ended with a not so veiled threat from Harry: “We’ve never been allowed to tell our story. Until now.”
Come back here for more stories about “Harry and Meghan” like the time Meghan Markle’s mom Doria Ragland is heard from for the first time.
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Harry and Megan aren’t Royalsanymore, let them live their lives. Yes, they tell Royal secrets, but he lived through it, and Zimbabwean sure nobody tried to help her learn Toyal duties. Kate was from there and knew some about being Royal workings. Megan knew nothing, and they should accept her because she was Prince Harry’s wife. Diana was raised in the area as well, but never treated her with respect. I think a lot of it was because of the affair with Camilla. Yea, Princess Diana had an affair, but she said there was always three people in her marriage. That doesn’t work! I can’t blame them for stepping down. They should be a uncle and grandparent to the children. I’m for Megan and Harry!