Royal Family News: Prince Harry’s Father In Law Calls Him A Foolish Carrot

British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle’s dad has a sense of humor, something his daughter and her royal nitwit husband woefully lack. Meghan is reportedly estranged from her dad, something about him not being willing to potentially kill himself on a plane ride days after open-heart surgery just to see her wed Prince Harry.

What is Thomas saying about Hollywood Harry? it’s a hoot and we have the deets for you here. Keep reading to find out what Meghan’s father Thomas thinks of the man he has never met, who has had two children with his daughter, kids he has not been allowed to meet either.

Thomas Markle Is a Hoot

Thomas Markle has posted a second YouTube episode, Remarkable Friendship. In it he pokes the bear, or should we say orange, all over Prince Harry. In case you missed it, Harry’s latest cringe stunt was to dress up all in orange, something he revealed by stripping off his outer layer of clothing for the camera. It was supposedly a plug for the Invictus Games but Harry managed to elicit more jeers than cheers.

Karl Larsen asked Thomas, “I saw this image on the news of Prince Harry all dressed in orange, what was that about?”

Thomas said, “well that’s the carrot story. It matches his hair, so it’s pretty good. A lot of people were saying he looks like a carrot top, now he looks like a total carrot.”

Prince Harry Has Never Met His Father In Law

Harry looked like a total something all right, and the laughter he provoked was directed at him not with him. Making matters worse, tone-deaf Prince Harry boasted about going to the Invictus Games at the same time he is purposely avoiding his late grandfather’s memorial.

Harry doesn’t feel “safe” in the UK, so he won’t be traveling back to honor his grandfather. That’s the reason he has given, but royal watchers are calling him out on his two-faced double standard.

Meanwhile his royal brother and sister in law are showing Harry and Meghan how to interact with the public with something akin to grace and humility. William and Kate are wrapping up a tour of the Caribbean, on behalf of Queen Elizabeth. Neither has dressed like an orange or a carrot so far, and that’s probably why they will be the UK’s next king and queen while Harry and Meghan continue to pursue the king and queen of comedy titles.

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