Meghan Markle’s DESPERATION, Adds More Junk to her ShopMy

British royal family reveals that Jamfluencer Meghan Markle is busy adding items to her ShopMy page, just hours after its debut. Because we all want to look like Cheap Meghan Sizzler of Sussex.

So, if you want to copy her look for Halloween, here are some ideas.

Meghan’s ShopMy Is Live

Meghan has nowhere to go but up after failing Princesshood 101. She’s off to a good start, realizing that if she fails to come up with original merch, she needs to try and sell someone else’s.

n Monday, March 24, Meghan announced on Instagram that she now needs to make money posting affiliate links to ShopMy. What took her so long?

This latest move means she will make pennies on the dollar shilling other people’s merchandise. Yep, Prince Harry’s wife is supporting them by hoping randoms will like her fashion suggestions.

According to Daily Mail, “The app is popular with influencers, as they can profit by simply linking and sharing certain items with followers.” How low can the former Suits star go? Even cable would be a step up.

Montecito Meghan Has to Shill Other People’s Merch

Meghan wrote on top of her Instagram Stories: “Many of you have asked, so here you go! A little shopping to start the week. More to come. Link in bio.”

Ironically her clothes suggestions veer toward tops and sweaters in neutrals, the kinds of clothes she claimed the royals forced her to wear against her will. Stockholm Syndrome is real, folks.

The items Meghan has up are laughably expensive and pretentious: “a $1,415 beige cashmere crewneck from designer Loro Piana, an ivory silk maxi dress by Heidi Merrick listed $1,350, and a pair of loose brown pants for $388 from Brochu Walker.”

Meghan Markle’s New Low

Meghan’s latest money-making idea comes hours after Gwyneth Paltrow trolled her by mocking her savaged Netflix show, With Love, Meghan. Maybe feeling the heat of the A-lister, on Tuesday afternoon, Meghan added beauty products to her tacky, cheap ShopMy.

Meghan seems oblivious to the scorn she’s getting and posted this in an Instagram story Tuesday: “You’ve asked me about my nail polish on “With Love, Meghan,” – one coat of each, plus a few of my other essentials! Enjoy.”

If you’re interested, Meghan suggests “a $245 Multi-Masking set from Tata Harper, an $88 Root Replenish Active Growth Serum from Highbrow Hippie, and Dewy Skin Cream by Tatcha, which retails for a cool $72.” Enjoy!

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