Meghan Markle’s ‘Stomach-Turning’ Podcast Debut Greeted With Universal Scorn

British royal family news reveals that today Meghan Markle debuted her latest podcast to lackluster, brutal reviews. Should you listen to the “inane stream of … stomach-turning” bilge water? Some people eat raw oysters, so pick your poison.

Meghan Not Impressing People

According to Daily Mail, The Telegraph, Standard and Guardian all gave Meghan’s cheapo Confessions of a Female Founder two stars, “withering write-ups in the Times, Express and i Paper.”

Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd showed that one of the problems is that Meghan hogs the airwaves away from her guests. Oy vey all day.

Do you really want to hear about the Duchess of Markle’s labor and scary birthing process? Hard pass. On Insta the arrival of the new Lemonada Media show was celebrated with a bunch of pics of Meghan, with one of her selling cookies as a kid. It all makes sense now.

Meghan’s Podcast a Dumpster Fire

Meghan went on to detail her postpartum preeclampsia and overall Telegraph TV critic Chris Bennion described the show as having no “confessions or secrets.”

He said there are “discussions of bottling your essence, and great handfuls of mutual adoration” but is that really how you want to start Tuesday?

Guardian’s pop culture writer Rachel Aroesti called the debut show a “sycophantic interview podcast.”

Rachel’s Show is stomach-turning

A two-star review from the Standard comes from India Block who thinks the Discount Duchess is “frozen in time” and repeating her life before her engagement to Prince Harry. In the Express Hanisha Sethi wrote: “Meghan takes control of the narrative early on in the episode.

She bluntly directs the podcast by informing her friend of how she wants the conversation to be ‘relaxed and easy’ – which is normally a chat you would have with a guest behind-the-scenes instead of on-air for broadcast.” Sounds like a cakewalk to be in the same room with Meghan.

Meanwhile, her second husband Prince Harry is in London today, arguing in court that he deserves the same level of security as the late Queen Elizabeth and King Charles.

That privilege was taken away when he dumped the monarchy, but Harry has cost the UK taxpayer half a million dollars so far as he blunders his way through this latest lawsuit.

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