British royal family news reveals that Meghan and Harry, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, are in the time-out corner of the royal website.
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Even after 2020’s Megxit, the naughty ones have had full profiles—until today when their pictures and biographies vanished.
Sadly, in many royalists’ eyes no doubt, they later turned up like the proverbial bad penny, with new thumbnails, albeit placed relegated beneath disgraced Prince Andrew. Let’s break down all the dish going on.
Royal Family News – Harry Is Disgraced
A wee 30 minutes later, the traitors were back online, with a much smaller, joint bio and placed at the bottom of the page, underneath disgraced Prince Andrew, the Duke of York.
Their whole lives are summed up in a couple of paragraphs, but Andrew’s fate is worse.
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According to the Daily Mail, in “another humiliating relegation, his vastly-shortened biography now begins with the announcement of his withdrawal from public life over the Epstein scandal and Queen Elizabeth’s decision to strip him of his military affiliations and royal patronages.” Ouch.
Royal Family News – Harry Is Demoted
Harry’s older profile described him as fifth in line to the throne and the younger son of King Charles and Diana, Princess of Wales.
The lengthy 700-word biography included “details of the prince’s early life, education and army career and was peppered with glossy pictures.”
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Meghan’s old profile was 1,300 words and spoke to her bachelor’s degree education and acting. One would surmise hers was a virgin birth since there is no mention of her parents.
Today the couple have been relegated to 577 words between them.
Royal Family News – Meghan Finished School
The outlet notes that “They are the only married members of the Royal Family now not to have their own individual profiles.”
And in a move royalists might describe as overly generous, there is a link to Harry and Meghan’s new Sussex.com website where you can buy dog collars and Meghan’s homemade jam. How the mighty have fallen.
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