Do the Douche and Douchess of Sussex regret trying to adult in America? Here’s what one source has to say about their train wreck lives.
Royal News: Harry and Meghan Have Buyer’s Remorse
According to OK! a source is clapping back on the couple’s flight to freedom, aka financial freedom.
“At first they were just so relieved to cut ties with The Firm that they were indifferent to Charles’ slimmed-down monarchy plans,” said the insider. “They were too busy starting a new life in America.”
And how is that going? Meghan has gone from wearing tiaras to hawking invisible jam. Harry is in the weeds for bragging about being a drug lover which has some calling for his US visa to be revoked. And their latest disaster involves Harry accepting ESON’s Pat Tillman Award for Service.
Petitions against the traitor getting the award are circulating and Tillman’s own mother questions the fitness of Dirty Harry being in the same sentence as the late American war hero. Making friends they are not.
Royal Family News: How Can Harry Accept ESPN’s Pat Tillman Award For Service?
The insider dishes that Harry and his wife now realize that “life on their own is harder than they thought. They’re running out of time if they ever want to reestablish their royal standing.”
To be fair, life must be hard when dad cuts off their middle-aged allowance and they have to find a way to provide for two kids Archie, 5, and daughter Lilibet, 3, and themselves.
Meghan can’t even get a gig on a rebooted Suits, and Harry turns 40 this year. The source sniffs that while Meghan “knew what it meant to work and struggle, and she had connections in Hollywood … Harry didn’t know anything about living in the real world, how to run a large household and cost of upkeep, pay for staff and security, or how to start a business. As a royal, everything had been done for him.”
We’re not sure if we’re supposed to feel sorry for Harry that he was a kept man-child who learned how to make his bed in the British Army. But for now it’s clear that he’s made his Montecito, California bed and must sleep in it.
Tell us royal fans, do you feel sorry for Harry and Meghan who are allegedly struggling to adult in the real world?
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