Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Unbothered That They Are Royal Rejects

British royal family news divulges that last week Prince Harry and Meghan Markle treated the world to a podcast two years in the making. It took two years to perfect a silly verbal vomit fest and that does not bode well for future productions from these two. Which could be a good thing if your ears aren’t used to listening to self-congratulatory giggles about how hard a millionaire’s life is.

Royal Family News – The Markle’s Are Newsworthy?

The podcast reportedly broke records, displacing Joe Rogan at the top spot. Is that truth or creative mathematics? We will know more once the second and third podcasts drop, if they do. The Markle’s do not have a good track record for fulfilling promises, as Spotify and Netflix know all too well.

Which is perhaps why the couple’s pet journalist Scooby Doo is immediately clacking about the first and only podcast in two years’ time, patting the couple on the back and promising the public at large more of the same.

According to Omid Scobie in Yahoo Entertainment, these two Hollywood hobos are feeling, “more uncensored and unbothered than ever since,” running away from the monarchy.

Royal Family News – The Markles Are Unbothered

As reported by GeoTV, Scobie started his piece off by talking up what he called Prince Harry and Meghan’s valiant effort, “to create a healthier and happier existence.”

It gets better: “Uncensored and unbothered, Meghan, like Harry, has managed to create a healthier and happier existence since being shown the door after the couple’s half-in, half-out proposal was rejected.”

“The two are now free to show their battle scars as and when they see fit,” Scobie sniffed.

Royal Family News – Battle Scars and All

What in the world is he talking about? The battle scars belong to the royal family that H and M have dragged under their wheels since Megxit. And why in the world are these two still harping on ancient history? To quote Scooby Doo, “the couple’s half-in, half-out proposal,” refers to their asinine suggestion that among other things, Harry run the military from his Cali couch. Absurd.

Will subsequent podcasts be record breakers? They will if the public penchant for train wrecks is any indication. Meghan has become the caricature creature that the public loves to hate and her willingness to feed the monster is breathtaking.

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