Prince Harry “Feels Like a Spare Part” With Meghan Markle, Hasn’t Been Seen in Days

British royal family news divulges that the rumor mill is on fire with speculation regarding the Douche and Douchess of Sussex’s marriage. For the past several weeks they have been living separate lives so it seems, and at this time no one can say with certainty where Harry is.

What led to the abrupt rupture of the couple who bragged they were like “salt and pepper?” You’ve seen the pictures of their silly wannabe royal tours, now here’s the chatter about those controversial jaunts.

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According to RadarOnline.com “The driving force behind Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s marriage “crisis” has been uncovered.” Insiders spill that Meghan the former basic cable actress made Harry the high school graduate feel like a—wait for it–“spare part” in Nigeria and Colombia.
Irony has never tasted more delicious.

Royal Family News: Harry The Spare

This month midlife Harry left Meghan and his kids at home to jet off to NYC, London, and Africa. Much was made of his happy, smiling face as he pressed the flesh and kissed babies on what some are calling an image rehab tour.

In Colombia he was made to sit at the kids table while Meghan giggled with politicians, but in Africa Harry looked like the captain of his destiny as he mingled among the hoi polloi.

Harry previously clacked that Meghan and the kids Archie and Lilibet were not “safe” in England, lest a knife attacker or acid thrower have a bad day and take it out on Grifter.

The last we saw of Ginger Judas, he was in Lesotho for his charity Sentebale. Afterward it was reported that he decided not to come home to Meghan and Montecito, just yet. Days later, no one knows where Harry is and the rumors are brutal—is he in rehab, spending the Queen Mum’s inheritance, or filming Naked Vegas Pool Boy Part Two?

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While the cat is away, Meghan played at the Children’s Hospital gala in Los Angeles on Sunday. The memes from that event are legendary, comparing Meghan’s reused red Carolina Herrerra dress to a flattened tomato and showing her grinning like a maniac while grabbing some random child. It’s fair to say that neither Harry nor Meghan were any more successful on their own than when they have been appeared together.

Royal author Phil Dampier told the Sun: “I think he felt that he was becoming a bit of a spare part with Meghan on some of the trips that he went with her to, certainly to Colombia and Nigeria.”

“I think she came across as the dominant partner, and perhaps he felt a little bit like a sort of spare part, or sort of bolt on accessory, if you like, and I think that’s probably rankled with him a little bit. So he’s obviously decided to do things differently.”

Tell us royal fans, do you know where Harry is and do you think this is the end of their fairytale marriage?

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