Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Are Now Mental Health First Responders

British royal family news reveals that Harry and Meghan are taking a break from making jam to lecture the public on how to parent.

They are desperate to be known for something, anything, other than being verbal family assassins and so the next stop on the rebranding tour is a CBS interview about cyber abuse.

Duke Harry – Wants To Parent Your Kids

It’s been three years since Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, threw their families under Oprah Winfrey’s bus. She provided the vehicle and they drove with wild abandon, running over Princess Catherine, Prince Charles, and her nonexistent siblings.

The untruths they spewed were so vile that Meghan’s sister Samantha sued her for slander. So you can see how they would like to reverse the narrative that they are “f****** ******.”

Royal Family News – Meghan And Harry Try to Cleanse Their Image

Jane Pauley had the dubious task of interviewing Ginger Judas and Grifter for their latest interview.

We say dubious because it’s just emerged that after the BBC interviewed them about their engagement, Meghan had some unkind things to say about the reporter:

She trashed the female interviewer as not being warm and empathetic enough to her. Good luck Jane, do you have a Hazmat suit?

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The Actual Royals tell real parents that they “need to protect children from online harm” and mention their two children, Prince Archie, five, and Princess Lilibet, three.

According to the Daily Mail, Meghan said “Our kids are young, they’re three and five, they’re amazing, but all you want to do as parents is protect them … we can see what’s happening in the online space, we know that there’s a lot of work to be done there and we’re just happy to be able to be a part of change for good.”

Those words should be paired with Harry’s statement that the First Amendment right to free speech is “bonkers.” Be afraid be very afraid when the Markles start talking about restricting your rights.

Harry – Is A First Responder

Meghan allowed Harry to say something: “every parent needs to be a first responder. And even the best first responders in the world wouldn’t be able to tell the signs of possible suicide. That is the terrifying piece of this.”

Actually Harry, mental health first responders, aka the professionals, are trained and able to spot signs of distress. It’s called doing their job. And your job is?

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The clip was shared on social media today following another Markle announcement that the safety fearing traitors will tour Colombia this year to “engage with leaders, youth and women.” Let’s hope Meghan finds better fitting sheets to wear.

She wore the skimpiest sheets she could find on their Nigerian Tour and outraged the conservative locals. And how safe is Nigeria and Columbia compared to London? Especially when one dresses like a street walker.

In case you missed it, these two clowns ran off to Nigeria this summer when a fugitive money launderer invited them. Apparently they have been invited to Columbia by Francia Márquez but there are no details such as when or how.

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Harry And Meghan Off To Columbia

Márquez’s office said “As the vice president of Colombia and minister of equality and equity, I am pleased to announce that Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have kindly accepted my invitation to visit our beautiful country.”

She added that “The Archewell Foundation, founded by the Duke and Duchess, is renowned for its global leadership in fostering a safer online environment.”

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