Prince Harry & Meghan Scorned In Portugal, Locals Like “Richer and Much More Famous People”

British royal family news divulges that Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Excess, are getting pushback from their potential neighbors in Portugal. The main characters have allegedly bought a house that doesn’t exist. The two of them advertising that they have bought a phantom house isn’t weird—it’s right up their nonsense alley.

For anyone who thinks that Meghan and Harry are clowns, we beg to differ. They are in fact the most successful losers of all time–The Hollywood Reporter labeled them “the biggest losers” and Spotify called them f****** grifters. Plus Meghan keeps calling herself one of the most bullied people on earth, as if that’s a badge of honor. Here’s what to know about the village idiots.

Royal Family News: Harry And Meghan In Portugal

News broke last week that the unemployed Duke and Duchess of Sussex bought a place at the 722-acre CostaTerra Golf and Ocean Club, which has no houses to sell. Yet.

It should be noted that the man behind the sales pitch is none other than Princess Eugenie’s husband Jack Brooksbank who apparently has graduated from selling booze to selling non-existent timeshares. Somehow he got the couple to hand over nearly $5 million for a plot of dirt.

According to the New York Post, no one is impressed (nor fooled) especially the Portugal locals.

One poster wrote “IMO Harry got paid to promote this development. and maybe gets a few weeks a year use of a condo there. Same with the surf school. Harry’s just a rent-a-prince now.

They must be desperate for money. His inheritance (if he did receive it) won’t cover one year of their expenses. ARO is a non starter. Netflix is done. All they have left is a tell all by Meghan which may sell but everyone will know is fiction.”

Royal Family News: Portugal Is Not Impressed With The Markles

The outlet notes that the locals in that area aren’t impressed by claims that Ginger Judas and Grifter will soon live among them: “residents claim they’re used to richer and much more famous people growing their property portfolios in the area, so it’s unlikely that a red carpet will be rolled out for the duo anytime soon.”

“If someone like Jeff Bezos bought here then, yes, there could be some impact — but not Harry and Meghan.”

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Royal Family News: Eugenie’s Salesman Husband Jack

Jack Brooksbank, the son-in-law of disgraced Prince Andrew, works in the marketing and sales department at Discovery Land Company and is thought to be key in luring Meghan and Harry to Portugal. Who says the royals don’t know an honest day’s work?

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