Prince Harry & Meghan Will Tour Cartagena and Columbia, On Their 2024 Actual Royal Tour

British royal family news reveals that Clown Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will tour Cartagena and Colombia as the second stop in their 2024 Actual Royal Tour.

Their choice comes after the great PR they got for their Nigerian jaunt. In case you didn’t know, Meghan is 43% Nigerian and in her homeland she was crowned a Princess.

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Francia Márquez is the Vice President of Colombia and on Thursday she announced (trumpets please): As … Minister of Equality and Equity, I am pleased to announce that Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have kindly accepted my invitation to visit our beautiful country.”

Ginger Judas and Grifter visited Nigeria at the invitation of a wanted money launderer. Just saying.

Royal fans were not impressed. Comments on a Newsweek post told the tale: “Looks like another fake tour announcement today to try and deflect from the overwhelmingly negative public reaction from the People article released yesterday. Yes, Harry admits he is blackmailing his family until he gets the security he wants.”

Another poster stated “Imagine, admitting to blackmailing your father on record. No getting out of that one Harold!” and another added “Considering the King is undergoing Cancer treatments it seems especially disgraceful. Harry has no shame.”

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Márquez added that “During their trip, The Duke and Duchess will join me in visiting Bogotá, as well as the Caribbean and Pacific regions of Cartagena and Cali.”

“In these vibrant locations, they will have the exceptional opportunity to engage with leaders, youth, and women who embody the aspirations and voices of Colombians committed to progress. In addition to these meaningful interactions, The Duke and Duchess will experience the rich heritage of Colombia.”

And here we thought that vibrant Cartagena was an alleged dangerous drug den. Can you imagine the souvenirs Harry and Meghan can find there for Lili and Archie?

The outlet notes that the Markle’s tour is said to be planned for November, which if true, “might clash with Prince William’s Earthshot Prize, due to be held in Cape Town, South Africa, that month.”

“However, Newsweek understands Harry and Meghan will visit this summer rather than in the Fall.” Duck royal fans, already the accusations of Markle falsehoods are flying.

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The Colombian vice president noted that “The Archewell Foundation, founded by The Duke and Duchess, is renowned for its global leadership in fostering a safer online environment.”

Coinciding with that message, today’s announcement “came on the same day CBS Sunday Morning released a teaser for a new interview the Sussexes have done on the dangers of the internet to children. The full sit down will run on August 4, Meghan’s birthday.” Happy to ME!

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The tease showed the douche and douchess claiming that they are mental health “first responders” as opposed to the licensed professionals. Tell us royal fans, do you think that there’s no bar too low for the Markle’s to shimmy across?

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