Prince Harry & Meghan’s American Dream Up In Smoke, Will Portugal be Any Better?

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle didn’t find America to their liking which is why they allegedly bought some dirt in Portugal from disgraced Prince Andrew’s son-in-law. Good luck with that.

Meghan and Harry came to the US after failing to be royal and immediately started to whine. Harry doesn’t like the First Amendment Right to Free Speech. Meghan started making jam.

The existence, and paternity, of their rumored two kids is openly questioned. What have they gotten right? Failure. No where to go but up. And east to Portugal.

Meghan And Harry Are Spectacular Failures

An insider told the New York Post that Grifter and Ginger Judas discovered that the good life in America is not “what they thought it would be.”

Thus the Duke and Duchess of Sussex “have reportedly splurged on one of 300 soon-to-be-constructed residences at the 722-acre CostaTerra Golf and Ocean Club — a plush development about 81 miles south of Lisbon. The pair allegedly forked over more than $4.7 million on the purchase.”

Who is the winner here? Jack Brooksbank, salesman of the month and husband of Princess Eugenie.

Social media is not buying this latest Markle fable with one poster saying “It all sounds like an ad. Actual celebrities don’t announce when they are building a home in a new location, because when they say they want privacy, they mean it.”

Royal Family News – Harry And Meghan Off To Portugal

King Charles’ former butler Grant Harrold thinks that the Markles intention to bail on the US, the same as they did on the UK, reveals that they’re “edging their way back in the direction of the UK.”

Geographically, yes. But will either one ever be let back into the monarchy? The safe money says never ever.

Royal Family News – The Markle Sparkle is Dull

But why would the Markles chose Portugal of all places as a next destination? Having a timeshare salesman for a relative is one reason. And, the outlet theorizes that “Portugal’s climate is similar to that of Montecito, Calif., which could also have played a part in the appeal.”

But according to Harrold, while the Markles have “no obvious reason for choosing Portugal as a location to live, but let’s not forget that it’s not unusual for royals to set up overseas.”

Royal Family News – What Happened To American Riviera Orchard?

Then again, maybe Meghan wants to grow some strawberries on the land to put in her American Riviera Orchard (say that five times fast) jam.

Earlier this year Meghan debuted some jam jars and crusty lemon baskets, sent to her celeb friends like serial bully Chrissy Teigan and polo stud Nachos Figueras. The jampreneur has failed to make good on her promise to actually sell jam, which maybe is not the point.

Her “news” got her a headline or two and these days that’s about all the Markles are producing.
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