Prince Harry Ready To Crawl Back Home, But Meghan Rejects Royal Soap Opera

British royal family news indicates that unctuous Omid Scobie’s new offering, Endgame, is picking up where his “soulmate” Meghan Markle and her husband Harry left off—sniping at the royals for spare change.

New extracts of Endgame appearing in a French mag reveal that Meghan Markle thinks of the royal family as a “soap opera.” And she thought Suits was … Masterpiece Theatre?

Scooby Doo claims that Harry has declared “I’m ready to forget. Get an apology or explanation? At this point, who cares, right?”

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While Harry may be tempted to forgive and forget, Scobie is not. He writes: “King Charles has spent more time talking about Meghan… than with Meghan.” And who’s fault is that?

Endgame looks to be a breathy, dishy, méringue type of confection just like Finding Freedom. It drops Tuesday and headlines indicate that the auteur brands King Charles “unpopular” Prince William “power hungry” and describes clown prince Harry as “betrayed by his own family.” Who’s writing the soap opera now Mr. Doo?

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Taking the high road, “Today, Buckingham Palace told MailOnline it was not commenting on the latest extracts … nor claims Mr Scobie made in an accompanying interview.”

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Speaking of the Endgame extracts here are a few of the more salacious one according to Daily Mail: Meghan nixed King Charles’ coronation because she thought it a “soap opera.”

Scobie insists on painting the Markles as the heroes of the fairytale noting that the put-upon pair keep sending Charles “photos of their children.”

Harry’s emotional blackmail skills are laid bare when Scobie writes that Harold told his father “don’t you want to see your grandchildren anymore?” after Charles evicted him from Frogmore Cottage.

Attesting to the perceived lack of neutrality on Scobie’s part, the, “Duke and Duchess of Sussex distanced themselves from the book, with insiders indicating to MailOnline they had nothing to do with it.”

Scobie added “It’s not ‘Harry and Meghan’s book’ I’m not ‘Meg’s pal’, the Sussexes have nothing to do with it, their story is a small part of a much bigger one you can read in 12 days.”

Except that Scobie calls himself Meghan’s “soul mate” and he thanked them in Finding Freedom for all of their help. It was an amateur mistake.

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