Prince Harry Tells Archie About People Getting Blown Up in Landmines

British royal family news reveals that Prince Harry and his five-year-old son Archie had quite the adult conversation about, of all things, landmines. Because every kindergartner has landmines on the brain.

Or is it because Harry’s mom, the late Diana, made a name for herself by walking through a minefield once upon a time? Maybe Harry sits around the rumpus room and perseverates on landmines the way he does about his frost bit todger and mommy’s favorite hand lotion.

You’ve probably seen the pic of Diana in Angola gingerly stepping on a landmine, part of her humanitarian work. Harry, the Duke of Sussex brought up the topic on Sunday at the Ingriftus Games, for the umpteenth time making the disabled athletic event all about himself and Grifter.

Prince Harry’s Outlandish Claim

According to the Daily Mail, Harry (Archie was left at home in lieu of having a good time in Canada with mom and dad) “recently expressed curiosity about landmines, prompting a heartfelt conversation about Diana’s legacy.” How convenient.

This is what Ginger Judas told Canadian broadcaster CTV, while he was supposed to watching a wheelchair basketball game: “It’s hard because kids don’t always ask the right questions. You either shut it down right away, which I will never do, or you engage in the conversation and try to explain things.”

“Archie was asking about landmines so I was talking about how some of these guys were blown up.” Well that is healthy conversation for bedtime.

Landmines are Harry’s Latest Lie?

Posters were adamant that Harry is lying with one writing “My once 5yr olds were into Thomas the Tank Engine and How to Train your Dragon. We didn’t have many land mine conversations” to which someone replied “Neither did harry and Archie have a conversation about a landmine, he’s a liar just like his wife.”

Then there was this from a childhood expert: “I teach five year old children and in all my years teaching I have never been asked about landmines.”

Back to Harry and what he told inconvenient Archie: “’I think IEDs [Improvised Explosive Devices] are probably a little much at this point, but I found myself talking to him about mines when he was five-years-old. Interestingly, it gave me a chance to talk about my mum, his grandma, which I didn’t even really consider.

And even more interesting, it gave the nitwit a chance to talk about Diana while trying to win over the crowd.

Is there nothing Hank and Skank won’t stoop to? Meghan’s last buffoonish claim was to have received Billie Eilish merch, from the Ocean Eyes singer herself, to give to an unnamed homeless 15-year old California wildfire victim.

For the next week the traitors are in Canada for the seventh rendition of the Invictus Games which were founded in 2014.

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