Prince Harry Will Quit Hunting For Wife, Meghan Markle

Is there nothing that Prince Harry won’t do for his wife, Meghan Markle? Sacrifice is necessary for any relationship to work in the long run, but so far all the heavy lifting (or ditching) in this union seems to have been done by Harry.

According to gray-haired, esteemed anthropologist Jane Goodall, whom no one has ever accused of being a salacious gossip, Meghan will force Harry to give up one of his favorite hobbies, hunting.

However, you personally feel about hunting, put that aside and consider that this is just the latest sacrifice Harry has made to make Meghan happy.

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Prince Harry has transformed from a medal adorned British royal to a hoodie-wearing American outcast hanging out on a dirty L.A. street corner (okay it’s a graffiti art portrait of him, but still).

What has Meghan given up for Harry—killing a career as a cable actress doesn’t count

Let’s count the ways in which Harry has given in to Meghan, a former cable series star, reportedly holding aspirations to now only work with A-list directors.

The most significant sacrifice Harry has made to date is divorcing his immediate family for Meghan. Harry—it’s not like it’s bigamy to marry Meghan and stay married to the monarchy.

Megxit Is A Day That Will Live In Infamy

Megxit is a day that will color their lives forever, the day these two formally become non-working major royals, a move that would never have happened had glossy-haired Meghan not come along.

The annulment was not a simple one as Harry had to give up the lion’s share in what has been overplayed as an ‘amicable’ divorce. He no longer has to open supermarkets as a rep of his grandmother Queen Elizabeth, but he was also stripped of things dear to him.

He himself has said that he regrets not being able to play a part in the military, a role that shaped him as a man.

How In The World Can Harry Continue To Exist Without A Life Of His Own?

That wasn’t enough change of the status quo apparently, and now Harry is exiled in America, a move that never would have happened if Meghan hadn’t come along.

Princess Eugenie Is A Royal Who’s Not Allergic To Work https://t.co/sg2aTHDB4z pic.twitter.com/t6LWXZomN5

— SOS/CTS/HH (@SoapOperaSpy) April 16, 2020

The entire world is speculating where exactly these two are living, what they are eating, and how often they change Archie’s diapers—exactly what they claim to not want and the justification given for abandoning family and country.

Congratulations Harry and Meghan, by virtue of your bumbling moves you’ve gotten exactly what you say you loathe—worldwide attention. I don’t suppose it’s all been a calculated set-up, do you?