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With his “look at me” People email Harry exposed his complete fall from grace: he is now so trivial that he’s his own flak because no one will work for him or his “bully” wife Meghan Markle.
Harry Begs To Be Written About
Harry’s email is full of bizarre statements. He claims that “The greatest gift I’ve ever been given is, without doubt, is my kids. I enjoy watching them grow every single day.” And yet the Markle kids, allegedly named Archie and Lilibet, are so elusive some doubt they exist.
If they do exist they sit home while Harry and Meghan jet off for vacations in hotspots like Nigeria and Colombia.
Harry wants us to know he has friends, he tattles on himself by emailing details of his milestone birthday. September 15th will be a day reserved for few friends at his Montecito McMansion.
Guess David Foster and Katherine McPhee weren’t interested in throwing their foster child a big bash at the Flying Dutchess.
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Royal Family News – Harry Takes a Hike
After the intimate party, Harry and some buds will hike the local mountains. The California mountains are on fire so that should be fun. But there will be no sign of his original family, the royals.
The Markles have estranged both of their family units to the point that Meghan’s sister is suing her for telling Ozemprah she’s an only child.
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Royal Family News – Harry Burned his Bridges
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As the Daily Mail notes, the Douche of Sussex has not only “turned his back on everything he once knew” he’s “pressed the nuclear button.” Sad to say, but that will be his legacy, the one thing he’s done with complete success.
“He blew his home, his friends and his duties as a royal – but, above all, his family. And the toxic fall-out simply won’t go away.”
Sources say that’s because Ginger Judas will “never admit that any of it was his fault.” Which shows how effective his so-called therapy has been.
Instead of emailing People about his depressing birthday, maybe Harry should write apology letters to his family and ask The Hollywood Reporter to publish them.
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