British royal family news divulges that Clown Prince Harry could be on the cusp of success—or not. It’s been three years since he and his wife, Meghan Markle, defected from the monarchy for a life of glorified celebhood.
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They’ve gotten celebhood, but not in the direction they expected. Instead of being the toast of the town, the Markles are the roast of Hollywood and beyond.
Chalk it up to their torrid verbal rants against their families, as well as a record of doing nothing and expecting everything—Spotify cut them loose and called them “grifters.”
For her part Meghan has tried to bring home the bacon, to no avail. She signed with a world class talent agency, WME, in April and no one has hired her to be their spokesperson (WME’s biggest fail ever). So, what’s next for the tacky twosome? One royal expert thinks he has the answer.
Royal News – What Went Wrong for Harry and Meghan?
According to GeoTV, royal author Phil Dampier thinks that Harry “is much more lonely right now and is emotionally relying on Meghan Markle to survive.” How’s that working out for him? Not well.
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Dampier thinks that the Duke “lost his identity after quitting the Royal Family” and has yet to make friends in the US. Maybe if he got a drinking buddy, life would be better?
Royal Family News – Harry Has No Friends?
Dampier said “I get the impression he hasn’t got a circle of drinking buddies he can unwind within Montecito, which has a population of older people, and I’m sure that takes its toll … (Harry) is dependent on Meghan for his social life.”
Which is fine if you fancy oatmeal lattes and homemade waffles, but not so much for a man who loved being a naked Vegas pool boy. To put Harry’s former glory in context, Katie Couric described him as smelling like an ashtray and booze when he turned up for an interview. Keep it classy, Harry.
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Royal Family News – Harry’s Problem
Meghan and Harry are now an old married couple with two kids, Archie and Lilibet. There is one spot of bright news on the horizon, Harry’s memoir Spare has managed to beat sales of Britney Spears’ recently released memoir, The Woman In Me.
TMZ reports that Harry has beaten the pop princess in sales, “with a whopping 1.6 million copies in the United States in the first week of its release.” So maybe that’s the direction Harry should take, continuing to trash his family for money—what do you think royal fans?
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[…] We’ve seen Harry and Meghan use several platforms and means to discredit the royal family and to blame them for any crimes that comes to their mind: neglect, unknown racist later turned “unconscious bias,” conniving with the press to leak negative stories about them, not being provided with any support system, and many others. […]