Royal Family News: Clownish Meghan Markle Embarks On Cringe Rebranding Effort

British royal family news suggest that Princess Pinocchio aka Meghan Markle has cut any lingering ties to the royal family firmly and decisively via her cringe Ellen interview. According to royal experts, Megs is doing nothing less than, “rebranding herself” for a “new chapter” in life.

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In case you missed it, Meghan’s bizarre behavior during the show resulted in the media, royal fans, and even her estranged father declaring her latest stunt beyond “embarrassing.”

But Howard Breuer, CEO of Newsroom PR, tells Fox News that the excruciatingly foolish Ellen appearance, “makes total sense.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Markle Is Princess Pinocchio

He said, “After all, she and Harry already broke the mold that dictated that members of the Royal Family avoid such shows and keep to themselves their thoughts, their struggles, and the comments that demonstrate that they are just people like everyone else.”

How so? For starters Harry invited cameras into a private psychotherapy session.

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He added, “For her to do this kind of show at all is to color outside the lines.” During the interview on Ellen, Meghan rolled into the street and called herself “Mommy” while sucking on a baby bottle. She alarmed street vendors trying to make an honest living by holding their products up to her head and at one point shimmied right down to the ground in a designer dress and heels.

Royal Family News – Meghan Markle Is A Spectacle

She may have made a spectacle of herself but Meghan made zero reference to the in-laws she’s publicly put down. This omission didn’t escape the notice of royal watchers Rachel Bowie and Roberta Fiorito who claim that Meghan’s epic clown performance on Ellen means she is rebranding herself. As what? The Colonel Sanders ad campaign is due for a new spokesperson, yes?

Royal Family News – Meghan Markle Is In Rebrand Mode?

During her appearance on Ellen, obedient Meghan did whatever Ellen DeGeneres dared her to do. Which is just short of insane given that Ellen is cancelled. She has nothing to lose and clearly she’s trying to take down as many other celebs as she can, why else would she make a fool of guest Meghan? What’s even more hysterical is that clueless Meghan went along with Ellen’s demands, cameras rolling for posterity. There is no way Meghan can live down the sight of her chomping on a tortilla chip like a chipmunk.

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Afterward some admirers tried to spin her cringe act as a bid to be “relatable” and if you buy that there is ocean front property in Arizona for sale.

Royal Family News – Meghan Markle Went On The Ellen Show

Fiorito said of the odd appearance, “Meghan on Ellen, on the prank section, there wasn’t really a royal reference made, besides her name.”

Her co-host said, “I felt that was a choice, where Meghan is moving on from that and she doesn’t always have to be serious. For me, what was interesting was Meghan showing a different side. Her comedic side. Her acting side. She is really capable in that regard. It does demonstrate that.”

Bowie added, “The through-line for this interview was that so much was about her pre-royal life. That feels like a new chapter for her. It feels like she is rebranding herself to be more about Meghan, the person she was before Harry. It’s definitely a choice she has made.”

“She talked about things she wasn’t able to talk about in her royal life. She is definitely going to show more of herself going forward.”

Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

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  • M. Payton

    Way toooooooo late to rebrand yourself as you made a lair out of yourself with Oprah and a fool out of yourself on Ellen……that is on the internet for all to see forever………LOL

  • Guest

    Stop crying Meghan you did everything yourself. Now you made your bed lay in it!
    Your a total joke!

  • Guest

    I wonder how long before Harry realises what a terrible mistake he made marrying her.He has abandoned his country,and lost the respect of many .

  • Guest

    Wow what an achievement! From a beautiful royal wedding, becoming a princess, to teller of lies and royal joker!! Meghan certainly moves fast. It's incredible to watch the speed with which this situation has gone from a dream to a nightmare. I feel sad it didn't work out, Harry and Megan with a little patience and self control could have made such a positive difference to the world bit instead its come to this.

  • Guest

    I am so sorry she and Harry ever met. I knew it would not bode well for the family. I didn’t see her performance but it is really embarrassing for her.

  • Guest

    You certainly are a "clown" MM…..and a very sick clown too….and so is your "clown" of a husband.