Royal Family News: Everything Bigger In Texas, Including Prince Harry’s Bizarre Rodeo Gig
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British royal family news reveals the gobsmacking news that “good ol’ boy” Prince Harry went to a Texas rodeo for a photo op and it was even more cringe than his airbrushed Super Bowl appearance. What is going on here? Let’s let Omid Scobie, Harry and Meghan’s pet journalist, spill the excited beans.
Royal Family News – The Prince Is No Rodeo Star
The preamble to Prince Harry’s latest painfully awkward PR move reads like the public is as stupid as Harry and Meghan think we are: “Although Harry went largely unrecognized at the event, a candid image of him attending the rodeo found its way into the hands of his wife’s trusted journalist friend, Omid Scobie, who shared the snap on Twitter, while revealing a few details about the Duke’s Texas trip.”
According to the Daily Mail, Scoobie Doo, who wrote the suck-up bio of his benefactors Harry and Meghan, is still doing their shilling, despite a pricey, qualified, two-continent PR team. The message is clear: Harry is collecting All-American stills of him looking befuddled at red, white and blue events, which will feature in a feature purporting how home grown he is. Fail.
Royal Family News – Harry Is An Elitist Prince
Try not to gag when you read the “journalist’s” caption of Harry in a cowboy hat: “Living his best American life.” The tweet went on: “’Prince Harry was in Fort Worth, Texas this weekend and spent Saturday at the historic @cowtowncoliseum for the famous @StockyardsRodeo. The duke was spotted by locals enjoying some good ol’ Southern hospitality and a VIP tour of the venue.”
First of all Scoobie Doo is exquisitely unqualified to wax on (or off) about anything American, second no one believes for a second that Harry is doing anything more than capturing filler for a cheesy production that is long overdue for Netflix. Memo to Netflix: Americans don’t like elitist Harry and by the time his “work” comes to the screen no one will remember who he was: “which disgraced Brit is that combed-over redhead honey, Andrew or Harry?
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Royal Family News – Why is Harry Humiliating Himself?
Prince Harry was humiliated when he went to the Super Bowl and had the audacity to barge into the winning team’s locker room and hoist the championship trophy like he earned it. The Rams quarterback said of Harry, “it was hard to understand him.” Pictures show other players avoiding him and his little ball cap like the plague. At least he managed to wear a proper lid that time, at the rodeo he had a ridiculous chapeau on his head that belonged on a yodeler in the Swiss Alps not at a gritty man’s man event.
“The Duke of Sussex … in a felt green cowboy-style hat that left the royal looking like a local buckeroo,” is perhaps the most astonishing item printed of Harry to date, and there is a nude Amazon forest somewhere attesting to the pulp printed about this piece of fiction.
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Green cowboy hat? Did Harry know he was in Texas and not Ireland?
he is as lost as Biden
Feels like Harry is desperately trying to build himself his own little kingdom in America. It's obvious he's not the brightest of people but you have to be really foolish not to realize if Americans wanted the monarchy they wouldn't have kicked them out. I am sure those America who don't mind a visiting royal on occasion would want a working one, who respects their family and the position they have been born into. This guy seriously needs to start thinking about others rather than himself all of the time.