Royal Family News: Five Takeaways From Meghan Markle’s Latest Podcast

British royal family news reveals that Meghan Markle launched another podcast today, and its ripe with controversy just like the p-wife herself. Without further ado let’s drop the biggest takeaways from her talkfest.

Meghan continued her pseudo-intellectual ramblings with a lecture on the, “clichéd relationship with the Asian female in an episode titled The Demystification of Dragon Lady.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Is A Myth Buster

It’s episode five folks, and Meghan is on a mission to skewer Hollywood for promoting, “Asian stereotypes.” Is she trying to alienate as many factions as she can with her mouth or is it just a coincidence?

Along the way, “she criticized Mike Myers’ Austin Powers and Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill for ‘caricaturing’ Asian women ‘as over sexualized or aggressive.” In turn these two powerhouse filmmakers asked, “Meghan who?”

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Not making this up, Megs began by talking about herself and how growing up she could “taste” the culture all around her. Except that nasty stuff served at Sizzler, that she did not mention.

According to the failed princess, she has a “real love” for everybody.

Somehow related to Meghan’s childhood tasting tour of LA, “comedian and Fire Island star Margaret Cho, 53, spoke about ‘Orientalism’ and broadcaster Lisa Ling, 49, touched on the racism she experienced … when a co-worker ‘drew slanty eyes’ on a picture of her.”

Here are more standout moments from the little podcast that could.

Royal Family News – Meghan And Her Podcast

Meghan and her mom routinely ate noodles, naked, at a Korean spa. No, not naked noodles, naked people eating dressed noodles.

Meghan said, “I would spend my weekends in Little Tokyo or having iced teas in Thai town – I would sit with my friend Christina Wong in a Chinese restaurant (quick, factchecker find out if Christina Wong actually exists). “I remember vividly how they would tell me that chow fun with dry noodles is way better than chow fun with wet noodles.”

She just couldn’t shake the naked spa story though. “It’s a very humbling experience for a girl going through puberty because you enter a room with women from ages nine to maybe 90, all walking around naked and waiting to get a body scrub on one of these tables that are all lined up in a row. All I wanted was a bathing suit, which wasn’t allowed.”

Meghan complained that her authentic experience was insulted by tropes in pop culture, “presenting caricatures of women of Asian descent.”

Somehow she made a leap into saying that, “the portrayal of a Vietnamese sex worker in the 80’s film has ‘seeped into pop culture’ and remained there ever since.”

Meghan then found it necessary to repeat the lines, “me so horny,” and, “me love you longtime.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Is A Sociologist Now?

Not content to mouth the aforementioned phrases that offend her, Meghan brought up, “the Atlanta massage parlor shootings in 2021,” according to the Daily Mail, to make a point about Asians and fetishism.

Captain Jay Baker of the Cherokee Sheriff’s Office said at a press conference that the shooter, “claims that it was not racially motivated.” Meghan and Cho seem to suggest otherwise, with Meghan declaring “Part of the motivation the shooter had was this fetish of Asian women. I remember where I was, and the calls I had.”

Royal Family News – Meghan Is Infuriated

Finally, Meghan calls Fire Island star Cho a ‘trailblazer’ for her 1994 sitcom All American Girl. Cho said: “When my show came out it was hard for the community because they didn’t necessarily approve of me – I’m crass, I’m queer, I wasn’t what Koreans wanted as representation.”

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Meghan responded: “I feel like you were a trailblazer.”

Later Cho said: “my parents owned a gay book store and my dad loved male attention, he’s very handsome. I think my parents got that business because deep down they knew I was gay, and I was raised around heavily tattooed men who took me to gay pride.”

Meghan said: “You have a duality, two parts of activism which are key.”

And then it was all over, Meghan intoned at the end, “Just be you, yourself, if you want to be weird, silly, fierce or curious – whatever it is that’s up to you. Just be yourself, your whole layered sometimes weird, whole true self.”

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