Royal Family News: Henpecked Prince Harry’s Pathetic Blame Game

British royal family news divulges that Prince Harry has never been closer to the precipice of irrelevance than he is now, after the publication of his tawdry memoir, Spare. In it Harry does his usual trashing of his family, but he also veers off into X rated, TMI territory with stories about his frostbitten penis, his circumcision, and how he lost his virginity.

The frostbitten penis tale has been especially mocked, with one late night talk show host pretending Harry’s tale was made into a kid’s book, albeit one with Freudian overtones.

The royal family cannot talk back to the traitor, so their sources are. Here is what they are saying.

Royal Family News – Harry Slapped Down

Harry claims he wants his father Charles and brother William “back” after he pushed them away with blatant hypocrisy and taunts. One royal insider says Harry is the one to blame, not the royals: “Every time the prince opens his mouth, he is more outrageous and insulting.” The source claims that the royals treated Harry and his failed princess bride Meghan Markle with open arms.

Royal Family News – Harry’s Private Parts TMI

The thirsty pair were given an opulent wedding and free rent at the palace. Was this good enough for them? No. Instead they whine about past slights, and have been slammed for being tone deaf.

The sources stated that nothing the royals gave them was good enough however. In the book, Harry complains that he was embarrassed when Meghan saw how he lived, it was cheap and tacky. Harry lived on the royal grounds in a free pad, with no doubt any furnishings he wanted, thus is the level of tone deaf coming from this pair.

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Royal Family News – Harry Is Tone Deaf

Today the pair live in a millionaire’s lair in Montecito, California. How do they pay for their lavish lifestyle? By trash talking the royals. In Spare Harry has the audacity to vilify William as a balding assaulter who broke his necklace. This is the level of pulp the self-proclaimed John of Arc dribbles out for all the world to see.

Ultimately the source suggested that in order to make peace Harry needs to man up and call his family to make amends. The only problem with that is that Harry is, “too henpecked to do that.”

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