British royal family news shows that the world has turned on the Duke and Duchess of Excess, Harold and Megs. It would be quicker to list the number of friends they have than to tick off the people they’ve ticked off. Maybe it was inevitable.
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The question now is, how can they possibly salvage their reps when no one, including Dior and Spotify, want to be anywhere near their toxic dump?
Royal Family News: Meghan and Harry Toxic
In 2020 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle fled the UK where they were fed, clothed, given allowances, and pampered like only the royals can do.
But they wanted MORE, the word associated with hubris and you know what they say about pride going before a fall. Before their true natures were known, Spotify, Netflix, the Kennedy family, etc. were excited about partnering with the Markle Sparkles.
Then slowly their four faces came out of the shadows. Starting with that atrocious 2021 Oprah Winfrey interview in their pretend backyard. Winfrey was the consummate manipulator asking things like “Were you silent, or were you silenced?” Cue the violins, the World Wide Pity Party started that day and the Markles drove it into the ground so deep no one knows how they’ll climb out of their self-dug hole.
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Royal News: Meghan And Harry In the Weeds
The Oprah interview had people talking, but it’s not always the case that any PR is good PR. Greedy companies like Spotify, Netflix, and Apple signed these traitors to “produce” mind blowing content. In the end the only blowing done was by Prince Harry and Princess Pinocchio.
The numbers associated with these partnerships was unreal: the NSFW memoir Spare reportedly netted Harry over $20 million.
Royal Family News: Harry and Meghan Blew It
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They’ve said their brand is based on good will and kindness, but they are filled with venom and juvenile thoughts. After Spotify branded them f****** grifters, a high-level talent agent called them talentless. It doesn’t get any lower than that. So give the Sussexes some credit, they’ve taken nastiness and avarice to levels heretofore unseen.
Royal Family News: How Can the Markles Come Back?
The only thing the Sussexes have sold is their ill will toward the royal family. Meghan’s Archetypes podcast was a dud and even Melissa McCarthy has disappeared from their cesspool.
What can they do to launch a comeback?
Rolling Stone suggests they take the Kardashian route, but does anyone really want to see a Fresh Prince and Princess of Montecito sex tape? Egad.
Royal Family News: Harry And Meghan’s Dilemma
It’s been rumored that Meghan will reinvent her blog The Tig and give Gwyneth Paltrow and Martha Stewart competition. Or that she will run for POTUS. None of this seems possible now that the curtain has been pulled back and the grifters exposed as phonies.
Then again they are living in America, where anyone has a shot at making their dream come true. Except in this case it’s a nightmare. Tell us royal fans, how can H and M reinvent themselves?
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