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First off, Prince Harry had the world in hysterics with his cockamamy take on the environment, COVID and little raindrops. We’re pretty sure the people who got the Duke of Sussex to shill for them, CEO Ellen Windemuth and Head of Strategy Sam Sutaria of WaterBear, a platform offering free documentaries and content from NGOs, didn’t count on him turning the company into a mockery with his psychobabble.
Prince Harry Managed To Make A Mockery Of A Company He Was Asked To Promote
The two asked him to launch their new Netflix-style streaming platform for climate documentaries, and he did a bang up job. First off he spouted that people shouldn’t be having children since we all know the world will be “on fire” when they grow up.
Then he had the uneducated audacity to say that COVID is a punishment from Mother Nature who sent us all to our rooms out of anger.
The best part was when he confused his monologue for the text of a children’s book he was probably reading and urged everyone to, “be a raindrop,” a tiny little raindrop, each of us now!
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Meghan Markle Decided To Detail A Very Personal And Private Process With Millions Of People
On a much sadder note, Meghan Markle chose to write a letter to the New York Times outlining her miscarriage this summer. In it, she detailed her very personal experience, starting off by telling readers of her “sharp cramp.”
That time Prince Harry Was Mistaken For A Salesman At A Christmas Tree Lot
Finally, Harry continued to make his mark in America when he was mistaken for a Christmas tree salesman. He sure is impressing the locals, isn’t he?
Apparently, he and Meghan were looking for fresh trees with which to scent their £11million California mansion when someone walked up to him and asked for advice on the conifer selection. It was not divulged what Hollywood Harry said to the impudent person, but we’re pretty sure the Fresh Prince of Montecito didn’t expect to be mistaken for a commoner when he ventured out in public.
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First of all why is the diva markle always mentioned first in every piece of shit news? is it because the publishers know that is what she is. Both of them are complete assholes of the deepest kind they need to just shut their stupid mouths or the men in white will be there post haste hopefully very soon