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Here comes Meghan, bundled up like a Pennsylvania groundhog should be, incomprehensibly swadddled in half a ton of winterwear in the bright California sun—nothing like being uber conspicuous while everyone else is dressed appropriately. Fun Fact: She managed to keep her full length brown coat open just enough to flash the paps, showing that underneath she was rocking a dress slit to the thigh—keep it classy Megs!
Royal Family News – So Humiliating It Was On The Ellen Show
Meghan has been holed up, some say “hiding out,” ever since she humiliated herself on The Ellen Show. Like a drooling pup she did whatever cancelled Ellen told her to do which resulted in pictures and video that will haunt her forever. Imagine the runaway royal accepting and nibbling chips from strangers, “like a chipmunk,” and doing a shimmy dance for gobsmacked street vendors. Keep it classy Megs!
Maybe we should give a girl a break. Today Meghan Markle can afford to shop at all the stores near her $14.7 million house in Montecito, California. Before she got Prince Harry to marry her, she was sobbing it out at the Sizzler salad bar. Let’s give her some credit, by sheer dint of whatever snake oil she’s selling she’s found herself up high on a dizzying ladder rung even she may not have imagined back in the day.
Royal Family News – Meghan No Longer Has To Eat At Sizzler
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Exclusive DailyMail.com photos reveal that on Wednesday Meghan escaped the rescue chicken roost and despite, “Locals … known to dress down in sweats and flip flops despite their wealth,” Meghan made sure to stick out like a sore thumb. She couldn’t be bothered to drive herself, and came complete with a bodyguard.
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One amused shopper said, “There was a franticness to her shopping, like she was just itching to get out and be somewhat normal. Even if it was for just an hour.” Ellen lives in Montecito why didn’t they do lunch? Or Oprah for that matter?
Comments on the exclusive story were spot on shrewd: “Calls the paps and dresses like she is Antarctica,” and, “You mean her PR reps paid dailymail to discover her shopping in Montecito?! Haha pathetIc!”
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Someone wrote, “It looks as if she is more reviled in the United States than she is in the UK,” and one person summed it up for the rest of, “In her mind, throngs of people want to see her and talk to her.” Keep it classy Megs!
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