British royal family news shows that Meghan Markle is the boss in her four-person household, and that’s just the way her second husband, Prince Harry, likes it. Really.
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After a few weeks of brutal media beatdown for being who they are–“grifters,” car chase exaggerators, family trashers–the doves are coming out of the woodwork to negate the boo birds.
The spin is Category 5 and no one is buying it. As usual the Markles don’t know have to do things in halves or with modesty, so the gallons of whitewash they’re pouring over themselves isn’t sticking.
Keep reading to find out what the Markles are doing now to rebrand their toxic image.
Royal Family News: Harry and Meghan’s Montecito Life
A chatty source or two has been busy spilling snippets to the media about the shiny, happy people side of the Markle life, by way of spilling domestic “secrets.”
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Like the fact that elitest Brit Harry is just a “beer and steak-and-potatoes kind of dude” guy. Who also hates the American First Amendment right to free speech.
The latest “friend” told People all about how things run in the Montecito fun house. For one thing the Markles eschew “huge social events” and prefer a “small scene.” That’s convenient since no one of note wants to be seen with the traitors.
Royal News: Meghan Is The Boss
In fact, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex like small scenes so much, they’ve been doing lots of things without the other lately, fueling rumors of trouble in paradise. But, “The kids are their world.”
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The source told People that the “grifters” are “embracing” their McMansion life, raising free range children and happy chickens. Or it the other way around?
Royal Family News: Harry’s Rescue Chickens
The chatty friend talked up the husband and wife to say that Meghan “does seem to run the household and make the decisions, but it’s not that he bends for her. It’s just a dynamic that works for them, and maybe one that he needs after everything he’s been through.”
The source insisted that this unequal dynamic is good for Harry, one the Lost Boy “needs.”
They must be invisible but the couple “have a select circle of friends including a tight group of celebrities.”
They are just like you and me—they work at home, love karaoke, and wouldn’t be caught dead at expensive parties. And in case you didn’t know, August 4 is Meghan’s birthday. She’s now 42 with zero job prospects, two continents full of Brits and Americans who despise her, and a prince who looks more and more like a frog every day. Happy Birthday Boss Duchess!
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