Royal Family News: Meghan Markle Is Writing Her First Piece Of Fiction, Regardless Of Its Quality

British royal family news reveals the stunning detail that Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has announced yet another project even though she and her husband Prince Harry have yet to really do any of what they said they would in 2021. Take that back—they have managed to make a lot of money signing their names to contracts for which they have so far produced nothing. They kind of exemplify the saying, ‘The check is in the mail,’ don’t they?

And yet shameless Meghan Markle is now signaling that she has grand ambitions to write something other than calligraphy letters.

It Is Being Reported That Meghan Markle Appears To Be Planning To Write Fiction

According to the Daily Mail, Meghan Thee Stallion has made a move to secure legal protection that will allow her to write novels via Archewell, the much celebrated but so far do-nothing foundation she’s set up with Prince Harry.

What in the world could she aspire to write? There is precedent for children’s books as that route has been traveled by her royal in-law Sarah Ferguson who wrote Budgie The Little Helicopter and Charles’s The Old Man Of Lochnagar.

It is said that right now US lawyers are studying the couple’s application to trademark Archewell which they named after their son, Archie.

Meghan And Harry Couldn’t Remember To Sign Their Names To The Archewell Patent

It is being reported that they are trying to secure a clause with the US Patent and Trademark Office to pen, ‘fiction and non-fiction books on a variety of topics’ under the Archewell brand, as well as produce ‘general feature magazines and printed periodicals.’ That is assuming they finally got around to signing their names to the paperwork that the patent office sent back to them, because well, they are so dopey they sent in their ap without signing it. Based on their track record I foresee great works of fiction dripping forth from their poison pens.

A source told the media outlet, “Meghan has some experience as a writer and used to have a popular blog called The Tig before she met Harry that covered health, travel, food and fashion.” She also wrote a letter to her estranged dad Thomas Markle that was published to great fanfare.

Apparently, “Fiction is something she has always wanted to try her hand at, and she could be assured that anything she writes would sell well, regardless of its quality.”

“Fiction, be it children’s books or adult, would be a powerful way of conveying the messages of their woke brand.”

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