Royal Family News: Meghan Markle Meows That Princess Eugenie Is Her Go-To Royal

British royal family news reveals that no one knows what of make of Meghan Markle’s bizarre meltdown on the Ellen show. This week the “Duchess” scared some perfectly good street vendors by drinking out of a baby bottle, clucking she was “mommy” and wanted the hot stuff, then decided to meow like a feral cat. In broad daylight. On an LA street.

One royal still has her back and that’s Princess Eugenie. According to Meghan Markle, that is. Meghan forgot to mention that she is letting Euge live in her discarded cottage, so maybe her distant royal kin has to pretend to like her?

Royal Family News – Meghan Markle Had A Hot Meltdown

This week cancelled Ellen brought Meghan on over to her tv couch, presumably to chat but in hindsight it looks like Ellen had an agenda—get as many other celebs cancelled as possible on her way out?

How else to explain the frankly bad taste twisted pranks she “made” Meghan pull on unsuspecting strangers? What may have seemed a good idea that day, is today an unreal performance from Meghan that no amount of mocking headlines can accurately capture.

Royal watcher Anna Pasternak captured the lunacy saying, “In Meghan Markle’s preeningly self-satisfied appearance on Ellen, she embarrassed the royal family and she embarrassed herself.”

But there’s always Eugenie to come home to. Literally. For the record cousins Harry and Eugenie spent time together as kids as their mothers Princess Diana and Sarah Ferguson spent holiday time together.

Royal Family News – Eugenie Is Everyone’s Friend

Poor Eugenie. This summer she had to endure the headlines after her husband left her home with the new baby to cavort with nearly naked models on a yacht in some faraway sea. Now she gets to be known as the royal with bad taste for being complicit with Meghan’s folly.

Meghan crowed about how she and Prince Harry enjoyed a night out in Toronto with Princess Eugenie and hubby Jack Brooksbank telling Ellen (who is crafty like a cancelled fox) that back in the day she and Harry wanted to have, “one fun night on the town before it was out in the world that we were a couple.”

Now it’s out in the world that Meghan is the Duchess of Douche.

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