Royal Family News: Meghan Markle’s Latest Failure – Bye, Bye Blog

British royal family news shows we should pity the fools who do not learn from their mistakes. Let’s set the scene. Back in 2018 Meghan Markle married her prince charming, Harry. They are a match made in nirvana, their claims to fame being a naked Vegas pool boy and a Briefcase Carrier on a cheesy game show.

Fast forward to the present day. On Sunday Netflix cancelled Meghan. Today it’s been revealed she’s cancelled herself. To understand the whole story, let’s go back in time before Harry Met Meghan.

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Once upon a time Meghan had a lifestyle blog named after her favorite wine. The Tig was her outlet to riff on all the things that pleased her, like wine. When she married up, she ditched the little blog. But nothing much has worked out for her since then. She wrote a kid’s book about Harry that no one liked. They called it boring. They said it was plagiarized.

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She went on the Ellen show (after it was cancelled). It was not a good look for her. Meghan was roasted and toasted afterward for acting like a chipmunk, terrorizing street vendors and squatting down in the street in a red dress and heels—all because Ellen DeGeneres told her to. Passersby were stunned when she called herself a hot mommy and sucked on a baby bottle. Meghan Markle thought her stupid human tricks would be funny, but the joke was on her.

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Meghan is said to have political aspirations, but the politicians don’t think much of her. She somehow got numbers of US congresspeople and cold called them, demanding they vote as she said. How do we know? One disgruntled politician yakked to the media, outing the thirsty girl.

\We should also mention that Meghan Markle and Harry’s narcissistic website Archewell was delayed because, this is embarrassing, they forgot to sign the paperwork.

The former Sizzler buffeter is not subtle, she may not be sharp. None of her new schemes have seemed to work for her, so she’s going back to her roots. The Tig is back, y’all!

Oops. Not quite.

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Meghan’s reach has exceeded her grasp, again. According to Richard Eden of the Daily Mail, “The Suits actress … applied to reactivate The Tig trademark. I can reveal there was, however, one flaw in the application — she failed to sign it.” Wow. Really? As Ellen would say, yep.

Eden adds, “the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has informed the Duchess of Sussex she will have to twiddle her thumbs for six months before being able to apply again. It has also told her the original description of the website was ‘too broad.’”

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It’s Archewell all over again. Just like Groundhog Day the movie, only this straight to DVD flick stars two foolish numbskulls who can’t be trusted to sign their names to a piece of paper. Not once, but at least twice–that we know about. Can you imagine voting for this hot mess?

By the way, in April it was reported that Meghan, “applied to trademark the word ‘archetypes’, which first appeared in the English language 470 years ago, after deciding to use it for the title of her Spotify podcast.” Which do you think happens first—Spotify does a Netflix on Meghan, or Meghan’s paperwork gets kicked back for lack of … just lack.

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