Royal Family News: Possible Meghan Markle Talk Show, The Stuff Of Nightmares

British royal family news divulges that the daytime talk show landscape could be about to gain yet another walking, talking, punch line. Remember the catastrophically cringe appearance Meghan Markle turned in on The Ellen Show? A royal expert claims that the failed royal could actually be plotting to bag a talk show of her own.

But what would she call it–The Princess Pinocchio Show? The Duchess of Sussex Show? The Hi-I’m-Rachel-a-Onetime-Actress Show?

Royal Family News – Can Meghan Markle Handle A Talk Show?

Meghan has quite the history of small screen bombshells, emphasis on the first part of the word bombshell. In March she and her house husband Harry threw down a no-holds barred interview with Oprah Winfrey that tarnished all three of their reputations.

Not content to sit on her fictitious laurels, the Duchess of Sussex appeared on The Ellen Show in November. It was a howler, a hoot, a nincompoop extravaganza of stupidity, and loucheness. The only thing you need to know: The Ellen segment was soooo cringe PR loving Meghan has not surfaced since.

Meghan made a fool out of herself in her latest attempt to be “relatable” by obeying Ellen’s every command as she roamed the grimy streets of LA. She stooped down in the middle of the road in a red dress and stillettos, terrorized street vendors by demanding “hot mommy” salsa, and sucked on a baby bottle. Google it if you think we are exaggerating.

Royal Family News – Meghan Called Herself A Hot Mommy

The thought of Meghan as a talk show host is down to Neil Sean bringing it up on his YouTube channel. According to the NBC royal correspondent, “It appears that Meghan Markle was inspired after she appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show so much so that she had offers for small screen appearances.”

Of course she did. Meghan Markle showed that she is willing to do anything for a laugh, to the point of humiliating herself publicly—what could be better for ratings? Right now Meghan does this for free, why wouldn’t she want to get paid to act idiotic?

Sean added, “Now I’m not quite sure how this would work out. But, of course, when you look at the world of television, now they’re looking for anybody who can give them a rating.”

Royal Family News – Could Meghan Be A Talk Show Host?

What kind of entertainment should we expect from a Meghan gabfest? Sean reported that Meghan, “wouldn’t want to do an Ellen DeGeneres type show that is entertainment, celebrity chat, that sort of thing, but more informal discussion and there’s ever we always have to say, allegedly with political and great leaders, entrepreneurs, business people, people like that.” We vote for great leader Piers Morgan to be her first guest.

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