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Royal Family News – Meghan And Harry Are Ready To Thrive
This week the greedy couple who fled the monarchy so they could make millions in America, something they titled “financial freedom” tried to play grownup by issuing a statement about the state of the world. Highlighting their confusion, they proclaimed they were “speechless” then continued to bleat more of the nonsense phrases they’ve become infamous for.
Royal Family News – The Markle’s Are Full Of Ambition
Scobie has obviously been infected by their verbal diarrhea bug as he told People magazine of his benefactors, “they’re a couple who do very well in those moments of human interaction. They need to be on the ground. They say that the proof is in the pudding, and what we are about to see is that pudding.” This trio of clowns is the modern day example of P.T. Barnum’s timeless phrase about a sucker being born every minute.
Scobie went on to spread the Sussex’s message, one that the professional PR shills are too embarrassed to utter? Scobie insisted that they would stay away from, “some of the toxicity,” being directed at them and concluded that they, “seem to be existing in a different place, and that place is much healthier.”
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“Meghan famously spoke about that it was not enough to survive – we are now in the thrive chapter.”
Royal Family News – The Markles Are Amazing
Apparently the thrive chapter is a lonely one. Not only were they not invited to their buddy Barack Obama’s VIP birthday party, Meghan had to settle for a party of one—Melissa McCarthy—to celebrate hers. There was word she had hired Oprah’s party planner for a blow out bash, but Melissa didn’t seem to mind that she was the only one on board the train of fools, a shipwreck party they videotaped then released as if it were a film, complete with bloopers and a juggling joker in the back yard.
Scobie referenced Meghan’s now infamous ITV interview in October 2019, in which she said, “I’ve said for a long time to H – that’s what I call him – it’s not enough to just survive something, right? That’s not the point of life. You’ve got to thrive, you’ve got to feel happy.”
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While Scobie is indescribably happy spreading the Meghan Markle manure, and the Markle’s are happy cleaning their rescue chicken manure, maybe the rest of us can focus on the real world and the problems its facing. In comparison the Markle’s aren’t even a blip on the radar from their distant galaxy, the “different” way out there place they now inhabit so sayeth Scobie.
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