Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Won’t Let Archie Be Called Earl Of Dumbarton

British royal family news reveals that today’s belly laugh is provided courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, aka the couple being called “Dumb and Dumber” due to their second name game gaffe.
The Telegraph reports that, “they did not want to use the Earl of Dumbarton title for their son Archie because it contained the word ‘dumb.’”

“I didn’t think they could get any stupider, but there you go,” tweeted one Dumbarton, Scotland resident, obviously not amused by the woke couple’s wokeness. When do they sleep?

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Harry and Meghan aka the Duke and Duchess of Sussex aka “Dumb and Dumber” according to another tweet, reportedly rejected the title for Archie because, “they feared the young royal might be mocked.” No, any mocking will be down to his parents.

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The couple who constantly complain and too often explain, were given the titles of Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Earl and Countess of Dumbarton and Baron and Baroness Kilkeel by the Queen on their wedding day.

As the world knows, they have insisted on being referred to as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex despite fleeing the monarchy and subsequently trying to destroy the institution with trash talk and outrageous claims, many of which have been roundly discredited. Like the time Meghan went after the Archbishop, who politely but firmly put her back in her place.

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Sources told the Telegraph that the couple don’t want to use the Earl of Dumbarton, a title of Scottish nobility, “for their son because it began with the word ‘dumb’ and they were ‘worried about how that might look.’” It looks like this: Archie’s parents are nitwits who can’t tell the difference between a land mass and their a**.

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Another source reportedly told the paper, “It wasn’t just Meghan who pointed out the potential pitfalls, it also bothered Harry.” And if Meghan pointed out that the sky is pink, would Harry dare to disagree?

The Telegraph also reported that inside sources, close to the Dumbarton’s, “claim the couple ‘never raised an issue’ about Archie, two, not being made a prince,” despite their rant to Oprah about their son being deprived of a prince title.

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