Royal Family News: Prince Harry And Meghan Snub Philip’s Memorial For Z-List Celeb Wedding?

British royal family news divulges that the man formerly known as Prince, Harry, is too scared to go back home. And he should be. He royally trashed his family to Oprah and the world, earning him the globe’s scorn. This week was his grandfather Prince Philip’s memorial and Harry demanded that Scotland Yard trail him, chasing the ghosts and dust bunnies away, else he refused to attend.

Because Harry is no longer a senior royal nor a UK resident, he doesn’t deserve taxpayer security. Nonetheless, hardheaded Prince Harry is suing in the matter, and used it as an excuse to stay away. But he will be in the Netherlands for the Invictus Game soon, and this weekend he and his wife Meghan Markle might attend Brooklyn Beckham’s upcoming wedding to Nicola Peltz. How fitting. One indulged brat, famous for being the son of famous people, cheering on another.

Royal Family News – Harry Is A Brat?

According to The Sun, “the Sussexes will be at the event, especially since David and Victoria Beckham attended their royal wedding back in 2018.” What about Harry’s cuckoo security excuses?

According to reports, Brooklyn and Nicola’s wedding is taking place on April 9 at the Peltz family’s, “oceanfront mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.”

Royal Family News – Harry Will Be In The Netherlands

Cosmopolitan reports that there is “backlash” about Harry and Meghan’s curious travel priorities. Namely, not attending his grandfather’s memorial in England while apparently rushing to attend some celeb wedding.

Adding to the obnoxiousness of it all, Prince Harry’s legal team spun the man-child’s thoughts thusly: “the UK will always be Prince Harry’s home and a country he wants his wife and children to be safe in.…With the lack of police protection comes too great a personal risk. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex personally fund a private security team for their family, yet that security cannot replicate the necessary police protection needed whilst in the UK. In the absence of such protection, Prince Harry and his family are unable to return to his home.”

Royal Family News – Harry Will Be At A Celebutante Wedding?

And yet he is safe traveling to Florida, crawling with pugnacious spring breakers, not to mention the inevitable hordes of paparazzi at Brooklyn’s wedding? C’mon Harry, April Fool’s is tomorrow, but we weren’t born yesterday.

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