Royal Family News: Prince Harry and Meghan Want You to Know They Are Legends

British royal family news teases that Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and Meghan Markle are ready to conquer the world. Again. Or at least try, again. So sayeth their mouthpiece Omid Scobie who has lost all credibility he might have one day had as a journalist.

According to Scobie Doo, these two are soon going to hit the ground running as they thrive in new lives, more public than ever before—documented in a cringe video made by Meghan herself no doubt. But British TV presenter Mercy Muroki is not impressed.

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Muroki, part of the GB News team in Britain, delivered a decidedly non-complimentary opinion of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s latest comical statement. According to her, she, “simply cannot summon damns to give,” about their enlarged upcoming public presence.

Part of the problem is that the Markle’s bleat and bleat like insatiable goats about the need for the public to honor their privacy. Then they go and have Scobie Doo do their talking for them, boasting about how they are set to expand their PR footprint.

The Duke and Duchess have even threatened legal action against media outlets that report on them. Additionally they have signed lucrative TV, podcast and book deals all the better to blast their propaganda.

Royal Family News: The Markle’s Are Making Some Experts Uninterested

Muroki said, “Quite frankly, I’m wholeheartedly, unreservedly uninterested in what they have to say about anything.”

“You turn on your TV, and there they are, doing their interviews in front of millions of people, so you flip to Netflix, and they are again with their multi-year, multi-million dollar deal. So, you switch that off – and think, well I’ll just relax with a nice podcast instead – and there they are again, being their weird and woke selves. So you think, well I’ll just have to switch off completely and read a book – they can’t get me there, too, surely!”

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Muroki wasn’t done yet! She went on to say, “But alas, you step into Waterstones, reach for a book from the shelf, there they are again, with their kid’s book. And of course, their impending tell-all memoirs.” She’s not wrong, folks.

She continued by addressing their bombshell Oprah Winfrey tell-all in which they threw the royal family under the bus: “Now, obviously, none of us are privy to the conversations that took place behind public doors. But that’s exactly the problem – it’s their word against everyone else’s.”

“If the Sussexes want to prove us wrong, then they need to give us the evidence or go away.”

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