Royal Family News: Prince Harry and Meghan’s New Photo More Power Puff Than Power Couple

British royal family news reveals that right on cue the predictable Markles have marked the corners of the room—DESPITE hiring a new PR person designed to turn their Z level brand around. Harry and Meghan, the “other royal couple,” just dropped their own picture, hours after King Charles and his family released theirs.

In the immortal words of The Piano Man: “Oh, her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they’re not shinin’ Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her tryin’ And when you smile The whole world stops and stares for a while ‘Cause girl, you’re amazing Just the way you are Yeah.”

What about Harry? Placed yet again behind his p-wife he looks like a naughty boy passing gas.

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Did anyone for a minute think this smug picture would not be forthcoming after headline writers went gaga over the official picture of the Royal Family (Charles, Camilla, William and Kate) looking like world conquerors?

Eager as beavers, Harry and Meghan’s lackey immediately released not one but TWO new photos of them. “The couple are shown attending the One Young World summit for youth leaders in Manchester last month,” according to the Daily Mail. For context, Meghan gave a speech at the One Young World event and said it was, “nice to be back in the UK.”

“The first image shows Meghan in a red blouse and matching trousers,” her lips lifted in a lopsided smirk, “The duchess stands face on, looking into the camera and holding one of Harry’s fingers. The duke stands behind her at an angle, smiling in a smart black suit and tie,” content as ever to be treated like an afterthought.

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Their go-to photog Misan Harriman took the pics, the man who, “has taken photos of celebrities including Rihanna, Stormzy, Tom Cruise and Giorgio Armani.”

“He posted them online last night – days after the release of an official portrait of the so-called ‘New Fab Four’: King Charles, the Queen Consort and the Prince and Princess of Wales. The phrase ‘Fab Four’ was once used to refer to William, Harry, Kate and Meghan.” Ouch.

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The Mail notes that Harry and Meghan’s runner-up pics were released, “as the first official portrait of King Charles with Queen Consort Camilla was being studied with affection and fascination all over the world … The unspoken elephant in the room is the absence of the King’s younger son, Harry.” What’s worse, being an elephant or a second banana?

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